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Gutter Surfing

drinking the last drops out of anyone elses' cup of beer in a last ditch effort to get even more intoxicated.
Dude, my bro was so wasted he was totally gutter surfing off of all the empty cups on the table.
by Calisa October 28, 2007
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Gutter Swimming

changing your clocks for day light savings time
At midnight everyone in the house was gutter swimming in a hurry.
by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010
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Gutter Punk

A "nomadic" variant of punk, usually in the form of walking

They can take several weeks even months to reach a certain destination, most stay in a city/town for a max of 4 days for recuperation. They tend to be positive about outdoor living and commonly (but not limited to) sleep in the bush, squats, 'out of sight' street corners, barnhouses and makeshift shacks. They are less likely to become trapt in substance abuse than their hitch hiker/non-transient counterparts and often have some knowledge on wilderness survival. Common gear can range from tents to bivouac sacks usually accompanied by a crowbar and a sleeping bag, some have been known to carry axes, wire cutters, combat knives and even screw drivers. There are also rare cases where they would carry shovels, cooking gear, nails and hammers. Scavenging is common among these types, some are known to collect empties and scrap metal as a form of income. Often they are more physically fit than hitch hikers/non-transients and tend to have a fondness for healthy eating. Some are limited to a specific route while others go on a country wide tour.
You know he/she is a real gutter punk when they do nothing but talk about their cross country adventures.
by Assrickin December 3, 2010
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gutter wood

A person of any gender who stands on the corner of an alley with hard wood, otherwise known as an erection while hollering obesities.
Hey good looking wanna try this meat missile in your weiner coozie. Oh john stop being a gutter wood.
by bb714 February 8, 2015
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gutter twink

Jockstrap-wearing, popper-sniffing twink bottoms that roam gay clubs hunting for dick. Lost causes with no jobs who somehow still afford club entry and overpriced drinks.

Often found sucking off the DJ in the club bathrooms, with their hand down the front of your pants, or crying uncontrollably in a locked cubicle.
Fuck, I just passive-inhaled a massive cloud of amyl when i walked past that swarm of gutter twinks.
by cystophora May 11, 2018
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Gutter mouth

A person who says hateful, nasty and often false things about another person.
That woman has a gutter mouth, she's always talking trash on others.
by Starshine27 April 4, 2021
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gutter gardening

When u do so little house maintenance shrubs grow from your gutters
I see joe has given up on caring for his house.

Friend: yes but i see he has taken up gutter gardening
by Drowning clown November 24, 2015
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