Mary Glenn

Mary Glenn is usually the hottest girl in the grade even though she is super short. She usually will pick the bad boy of the grade to go out with even though she is a super good person.

Bad boy: Hey wait is that Mary Glenn over there she is so far away but she’s looking pretty cute

Bad boys friend: No that’s just cause she is so short she is actually right next to you

Mary Glenn: I guess bad boys like small girls

by Awesomedude4444 December 5, 2021

glenn ass

Nice and big and juicy

dang glenn ass is so big and juicy

by Glenn ass November 17, 2020

Glenn

The cutest and most sweetest person in the whole world also doubles as spiderman

That person is a glenn

by Spiderpig January 17, 2021

Glenn Facial

When you bust all over her face and hit her with the pocket cheese on top

- How did your date go?
- Pretty good, gave her a Glenn Facial, Lactose free for her tolerence

by No go bro March 3, 2021

Glenn

A fucking autistic beaver

Person 1: have you seen Glenn?

Person 2: Yeah he’s a fucking autistic beaver

by Seth McDowell October 30, 2022

glenn

behaving as a result of being obsessed with (usually) a former lover. From the 1987 movie "Fatal Attraction" starring Glenn Close.

"Don't glenn on him, Marsha! Move on!"

by Rodger Lennon November 26, 2022

glenn

glenn is my mi amor, i love him just the way he was, he's pogi and everythingg

i love glenn uwu mwa

by by condom restocker April 28, 2022