Fruitcake

“Fruitcake” is used to describe a person who is annoying or blindingly arrogant

Did you see James showing off his new phone, what a fruitcake

by Lilsmitters April 27, 2024

Fruitcaked

To be forced into a gay situation in which a straight person is opposed to.

The gay Ridgefield police officer fruitcaked me when performed a second strip-search on me for no other reason than to catch a peek at my pecker, scrutinize my scrotum and analyze my anus for his own gratification.

by The Counterpuncher December 7, 2024

cunty fruitcake

you.

you fucking cunty fruitcake.

by brinicole8890 June 12, 2018

orange fruitcake

1) Orange fruitcake.
2) Donald Trump.

GOP is not a tea party. It's an orange fruitcake party.

by Idi K. November 4, 2020

religous fruitcake

Someone who says or posts stuff about religion that barley males sense pr is just plain wrong. They usually haven't even read the Bible and if they have, they forget most of it and pretend it says whatever they want.

Person one: dude, look at this religous fruitcake on Twitter (I am NOT calling it X)
Person 2: Wow! I didn't know people could be so oblivious to their own beliefs!

by Wasthebiteof87! November 21, 2023

The fruitcake cum smoothie

The remnants of a queer orgy, resulting in a smoothie pile of cum and other fruity fluids.

Dude why is the floor wet?

Oh, it's just the fruitcake cum smoothie leftover from last night.

Gross dude!

by Brotha Brad October 15, 2025

Gypsy sucking fruitcake

Gypsy sucking fruitcake definition 1;

Old lady whom goes around stealing, lying, and telling false fortunes. (noun)

Definition 2;
JamesCG- this term is used to describe a rather irritable and insane individual.

"Stop being a gypsy sucking fruitcake, you jerk!"

by Riley Bringham August 9, 2012