Pickle-flasia

A word for any unplanned viscous substance found upon ones person.

'What did you do to me while i was asleep? I have pickle-flasia all over my face'.

by Richard Browning January 28, 2008

Flatapus

A flatened cat, eg. road kill.

Dude 1: 'Dude! You just hit a cat!'
Dude 2: 'Damn! Now I'm gunna have to wash my car because of that flatapus!'

by xXxXLupicideXxXx December 2, 2011

flatbag

nasty whore, U G L Y, no stan. pathetic and still pining over her ex. posts 1000 nudes on priv, but still not convinced she’s a she. claims to hate drama but always the one starting it.

Flatbag has been running her mouth again, I already told that bitch to pull up.

by satans_finest666! November 14, 2018

Flavia

The worst name on the planet. Usually associated with that well known feminine product, Flavia the Friendly Douche. Any mention of the name is usually followed by retching noises. Also a character in the bedroom farce Noises Off.

Woman: I think I will name my child Flavia.
Doctor: Oh for the love of God don't do that to your poor child!
Nurses: *are throwing up*
Woman: Well, if you really think it's that bad...
Nurses: AND HOW!

by kmedi August 30, 2007

Flavia

A romanian female monkey.

RANDOM BOY MEETING FLAVIA: Hei dude! Wapp! Flavia seams soo cute! I like her a lot!

RANDOM FRIEND OF FLAVIA: Dude...
Flavia is a monkey

by SingerMonkey September 10, 2018

Miss Flatio

The title of the winner of a contest for giving the best blowjobs.

She won the Miss Flatio contest.

by Judge dredd7 December 26, 2011

flatballer

to be a flatballer is to not quite be a complete "baller" or "balla". Someone who tries to fit in with hip hop gangsta crew, but cannot quite do it.

aka Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is trying to be cool like Will but he is a Flatballer

by flatballerexpress November 25, 2009