POTATO FLAKES

The dried up Man Residue on a chick's stomach when she wakes up after a drunken orgy.

When her drunk ass finally woke up, she could peel the potato flakes off like snake skin

by Semen Demon September 30, 2003

turd flake

1. The thin remains of a turd that dont flush the first time, and usually sink to the bottom.

2. A cruel insult for someone who sucks, smells like shit, and you cant get rid of them.

1. -twinx- hey eric, i was takin a crap yesterday reading man on man action, and i got up, flushed the toilet, and those nasty turd flakes were there... so, i tried to flush it.

-eric- STIMMT! i hate those things!

2. -seth- oh no, its drew!!!! i hope he showered today.

-drew- hey guys! I got you some yummy bottle caps! and by the way, why did you leave me at the mall the other day, you seemed really eager to leave, and if you guys wouldn't have left me... this freek melanie wouldnt have scopped me!

-seth- go home you stupid turd flake.

by Poot Gremlin... of DOOM July 17, 2006

snow-flakery

The act of being a snowflake.

O.P cease and desist your snow-flakery.

by flat earth scientist February 17, 2017

Flabermac

When a guy or girl is approaching another person on the dancefloor whilst discreetly dancing. Usually to try and "get with" that person

"I saw Leroy starting to flabermac towards me on the dancefloor and i tried to get away"

"for word?"

by keesbizzle April 4, 2008

Flagergheist

A slutty freshman who decides to become your best friend and talk about every guy see sees and talks about boning them. A flagergheist is such a whore there is no other word to explain it.

person 1: yo that new freshman is wearing the most revealing outfit and is all over matt!
person 2: What a flagergheist!

by kitteyandkat September 19, 2009

Flanerkin Chair

An extremely large chair with a deep back.

Wugga couldn't help but take a picture of her four young children sharing the flanerkin chair as they watched t.v.

by Uncle Joo June 4, 2010

Flake

Slang. Adjective. Flake is a title applied to people who exhibit "flakey" behavior, which is simple unreliability in regards to social responsibilities. General unreliability includes flakeyness, but involves more; a flake merely fails to recognize their social responsibilities to others, while an unreliable person will often disappoint even themselves. This term also sometimes applies to professional unreliability, where the work involves some social element, resulting in an unfair responsibility distribution.

This can be caused by a wide variety of factors, including laziness, selfishness, a lack of respect, or a variety of manipulative personality disorders.

It is important to note that genuine inability is not actual flakeyness, and the assumption of such is an act of ignorance. A person who is not a flake will consider the consequences of their inconsistency, make a reasonable attempt to inform those it affects as early as possible, and likely attempt to make amends for their failure at a later date. A person who actually has some disability affecting their memory is also not a flake; irresponsibility is not their choice.

Jack and I were told to rake scrap from the work yard. Jack was fine before that, but suddenly got sick and had to go home. Then I had to do it myself. That flake came to work the next day just fine.

Jill asked Tom on a date to see a movie, and Jack agreed. Tom never showed up and wouldn't answer any calls. When she asked him what happened in person, he said he forgotten he had to play poker that night. The flake also missed our poker game.

by Kydo August 30, 2015