Fiddley doobing 

Having creepy sex in the back of a car with a hot little morsel.

Robs dad: I know you were in the back seat of my bronco fiddley doobing with that girl!

Rob: no dad I wasn’t I swear.
Robs dad: then whose condom rappers are these?
Rob: Moms?

Fiddley doobing by SNAKS November 8, 2019

diddle fiddle

Object used to "diddle" someone, such as a finger or toy

"Hey girl, i can play alot of instruments, i specialize in the diddle fiddle."

diddle fiddle by Watchus34 June 22, 2017

Quinn Fidler Forehead 

Never ending, bigger than the great wall of China

Kids lets go see the Quinn Fidler forehead from space

Quinn Fidler Forehead by kyrieirvingforthreeeeeee December 9, 2019

fiddle farting 

Twiddling your thumbs not doing shit, running around in circles getting nowhere fast, in a hurry to wait, running uphill through the mud on a windy day.

You need to quit fiddle farting and start working.

fiddle farting by Name 111 April 11, 2014

greazy fiddle 

While showering, someone simultaneously strokes your cock while giving you a soapy reach around, not unlike the bowing of the bluegrass violin.

While taking a pre sex shower my lady friend gave me the greazy fiddle, ensuring the cleanliness of my wedding tackle.

greazy fiddle by mogwi June 20, 2011

fiddlesticks 

ah shit

fiddlesticks by fatgirlsmith May 27, 2003

fiddlefart 

To lollygag or drag one's feet; procrastination in decision making.

Leon continued to fiddlefart with the remote, incapable of deciding between NASCAR on channel 106 or the MossyOak Infomercial on channel 329.

fiddlefart by harry flashman August 10, 2003