Ho-Fessional

A term used by the most upscale hookers of America.

To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.

The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.

Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?

Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.

by Eddie Dom March 23, 2008

fissed

1) To be robbed
2) To be outwitted or cheated during a game or by others

They fissed Brenda during the UNO game.

by Pettigrew September 19, 2008

fess

To be a no show. To miss an appointment without any explanation or apology.

Didn’t I tell you to leave flavor flav alone knock-a
A clock on my chest proves I don’t fess
I’m a clock-a, rock-a rockin’ wit-da-rest
Public Enemy Lyrics

I like the way they look I like the way they dress.
I'd ask one to White Castle but I know that she'd fess.
Bugout Society Lyrics

by Bill Florio August 7, 2005

Kiran Feinstein

A badass mother fucker who will own the shit out of you.

I think ima go Kiran Feinstein on this bitch.

by mojo mun August 14, 2010

fissle

gay or sissy way to fight. courtesy of BOB

Bob and Chris like to fissle.

by Danielle and Amanda March 10, 2005

feinstein

greatest class sub. has an awesome way of speaking. will talk for hours about star wars and star trek. wears the same brown pants and button down shirts every day. has a beautiful looking girlfriend that actually is his sister. has his own website and is a hacker.

yo did you see feinstein today? yeah!!!! hes my sub in math

by WATTTCHHHYAAAA May 2, 2011

Binary Fission

When you stick your penis into your butt hole.

Person 1: Dude why are you limping?
Person 2: I just had Binary Fission last night

by willyson January 29, 2009