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A condition that can only affect males. It is given to a person when a sibling does something so vile that causes the father to go get the milk (i.e. becoming a furry, downloading Genshin Impact, etc). Symptoms include: attraction to animals, feeling like a femboy, wanting to be a discord kitten, and shrinking of the penis. Once the affliction sets in, you have 1 week to live, however, there is a cure. Undo or get your sibling to undo whatever it is they did that made your father leave. If you show any symptoms of Fatherlessoliosis, then good luck, you'll need it.
by TheDerpyTree June 29, 2023
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by The Sentinel Inceptionator July 11, 2016
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Combines 2 rhymes and flows them together flawlessly.
This insult causes the earth itself to quake, the heavens to shudder, and hell to freeze over.
Combines 2 rhymes and flows them together flawlessly.
This insult causes the earth itself to quake, the heavens to shudder, and hell to freeze over.
Billy: ur mom gay lol
Bobby: well ur dad lesbian
Billy: well ur granny tranny!
Bobby: BRO UR FAMILY TREE LGBT
Billy: -glares- UR BROTHER A MOTHER AND UR DAUGHTER THE FATHER
Bobby's soul leaves his body, and his flesh liquefies. The sun darkens, and the earth shakes.
Bobby: well ur dad lesbian
Billy: well ur granny tranny!
Bobby: BRO UR FAMILY TREE LGBT
Billy: -glares- UR BROTHER A MOTHER AND UR DAUGHTER THE FATHER
Bobby's soul leaves his body, and his flesh liquefies. The sun darkens, and the earth shakes.
by MoonCzer March 29, 2018
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a second, peculiar type of Mother's Day for all of the single mothers who also have to be fathers to their children.
Mama said that Mother's Day is a celebration of her natural maternal instincts as a single parent and Father's Day represents the more masculine, paternal qualities she's had to learn since she's had to raise us on her own.
by Virgin Suicides July 8, 2017
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