droops

After a night of heavy drinking, your going to eventually shit out the toxins, Drunk poops shortened, droops!

Where is your bathroom? Im about to destroy that toilet with my droops!

by kara joy March 3, 2015

droopy pooper

Droopy Pooper is a saggy bottom heavy (fat ass) individual.

Droopy Pooper is a saggy bottom heavy (fat ass) individual.

by NaplesHawk February 10, 2017

Droopy the drowsy fucker

Droopy, a drowsy fuck who goes to work and picks up a call of a customer, mid way through chat, he says I will be right back and falls asleep in his chair,

Droopy mate! Droopy!!!, He said hes gone to work, *bed* "Droopy the drowsy fucker"

by A person of some type... November 24, 2016

Droomer

Pronounced as "drummer" with a York accent
Commonly used to describe James Cassells, (drummer for British rock band Asking Alexandria) and refers to his accent in saying the original word.

James Cassells is a smexy droomer

by DannyFellThroughTheWall December 20, 2017

Droopy Mouth Syndrome

Droopy Mouth Syndrome aka (DMS) is a condition that affects individuals when they're in the presence of a woman who embodies the ' 3B's' (Beauty, Brains and Body). Her presence causes somatical impairement which causes pangs, penury, tretfullness and fidgety jitters. Curmudgeons who pitch for the beef industry are significantly affected. Physiotherapy and Psychotherapy are the only treatments that can help repair damage, reduce stiffness and pain, increase mobility and improve their qual;ity of life and help the person change and overcome their morbid jealousy.

The symptoms of Droopy Mouth Syndrome:
-Drooping of one side of the face
-Numbness & tinglimng
-Pain & discomfort
-Muscle twitching, cramps & twitching
-Popping sound of jaw when attempting to close the mouth
-unusual facial expression
-Blank stare
-Decreased appetite
-Difficulty standing, abnormal gait
-Headache
-Constipation, distended stomach
-Anxiety, confusion & excessive sweating

Example:
Jiro: "WTF is wrong with Sullen, she looks she's had a bitter pill?"
MC: "IDK, she's been like that as soon Hailey walked in"
Jiro: "Oh, look, it's not just her, look at the other women over there, they look like stunned mullets as well"
MC: "Shit, that fishy smell must be coming from their end"

by Ball tamperer May 17, 2018

dromper

a combination of the word dress-romper. it's not cute and you cannot pull it off

"I cannot believe Meredith wore a dromper to Easter Sunday today."
"Me neither. It was hideous."

by youknowwhatspoppin May 19, 2018

Drooping

A drunk hook-up in a public place, entailing awkward slumping as the participants attempt to remain upright while passionately groping one another.

"After looking for them in the bar for 20 minutes, we found Tim and Faith outside the restrooms drooping."

by Mister Paolo July 21, 2018