Drinkers guilt

When you wake up after a night of drinking and feel guilty about your behavior the night before.

"Yo, I went out last night and slapped a midget. I got serious drinkers guilt!"

by PapaRegs December 8, 2013

dinkledooser

Anything. It's a very versitile word.

"Oh, got me in the dinkledooser!"

by Gman2014 February 14, 2014

drinkers regret

Drinkers regret usually happens the day of the hangover, but it will likely surface long after that. It's that time of the day when you feel guilty and embarrassed, for no known reason, and then all of a sudden the images of you at the party enter your mind, and you recall in vivid detail all the spirited things you said and the outrageously exaggerated emotions you experienced. And you wonder how anyone could still like you after that night. And then you argue with yourself, pondering why people shouldn’t like you more instead. After all, being spirited, showing passion and emotion, dancing, and humiliating yourself shatters the ego and breaks the ice.

Brian: Man, I have serious drinkers regret today, and that party was a last week. I bet everyone thinks I'm a fucking idiot, and possibly gay because I did drink from some dudes' beer bottle. What!? I just wanted to have a taste. I would never do that when I'm sober though! And on top of it, I started dancing with sub-par skills.

Steve: Well mate, look on the bright side, at least you didn't take shots of your own urine or make out with some dude. And it's better to dance horribly than to not dance at all in my opinion, because at least it breaks the ice and people aren't scared of socializing with you in the future. Besides, most everyone is focused on their own drinkers regret.

Brian: Thanks ay, I do feel better. It’s all part of being human.

by sleepfan May 3, 2014

drinkernetting

the act of getting drunk and finishing the internet. this is when you find all the stupid shit you find hilarious that all of your friends will be pissed that you sent them the link, or you are watching porn

check this out - i was just drinkernetting and i found this sweet video of katy perry. and it has kittenz!

by ruhl November 24, 2014

dinkleball

a person who does things that lack common sense

I can't believe that dinkleball did that

by scooter2079 July 11, 2014

Dinkle Bear

A guy that acts girly enough to be a homosexual but is surprisingly straight.

I thought Jerry was a homosexual because he wears big hoop ear rings, but it turns out that he is just a Dinkle Bear.

by MuffinMcPuffin April 14, 2015

Dinkleshnifer

Tickling of the weenie

my friend gave me a great Dinkleshnifer last night.

by Macchio1 February 19, 2017