excorcising the diarrhea demon

the act of passing large quantity's of painful but liquid stool. this seemingly endless supply of diarrhea seems to come not from your own bowels but from the bowels of hell itself

dude stay away from murrays house for a while, i heard hes been excorcising the diarrhea demon all day

by Sir Tiberious Waffleton 1st January 11, 2011

Diarrhea Express

Pooping your pants to leave work; Usually because it has gotten too busy.

"OMG, why is it so busy today!? Looks like I'll be taking the 'ol Diarrhea Express home."

by Mustache Comb December 2, 2009

diarrhea

Violently explosive flaming burritos and hot sauce and mexicans that shoot out of every orifice in your body at precisely the speed of light. Has been known to start house/forest fires. You do NOT want to have diarrhea.

Heheheheh, hey Lois, diarrhea.

OR

Man, diarrhea is the worst.

by BeauBeau April 23, 2006

Emotional Diarrhea

A condition characterized by explosive outbursts of thoughtlessness through the oral cavity, resulting in undesired consequences.

Your boss says jokingly. "Nice shoes, where'd you get them, good will?" Unfortunately, emotional diarrhea ensues. "Really? That's great cause just last night, your wife was saying how much she likes them, and wanted to know where did I... Uh..."

by GnomenKlayture January 2, 2009

diarradius

The maximum distance that one can travel from from a given location to a preferred bathroom. The term is most often used to determine whether it is safe to consume food from a particular location. A diarradius varies as a function of the individual as well as the type of food that is consumed.

I can't eat at the taco truck on third street because it is outside my diarradius.

by stone5 September 25, 2010

ass scalding diarehea

Scalding hot diarehhea that when you are done you feel the need to stick a popsicle up your asshole for relief.

Man, when I started taking that new medicine, I had ass scalding diarehhea for a week!

by Haywood Chablome April 8, 2005

diarrhea of the thumb

The same as diarrhea of the mouth except it occurs when a person just can't stop texting useless information. They initially text you with a valid or important text and then it continues text after text and just won't stop. You feel like throwing your phone off a bridge to make it stop.

Normal person - "Joe Thumb just texted me a question. I sure hope his diarrhea of the thumb doesn't flare up or he'll be texting me for hours!"

by rebel4everga April 27, 2010