TV Dinner

(1)Food that was very popular in the 50's, now degenerated into something similar to dog food. Usually placed in a microwave for 3-5 minutes.

(2) May be used to describe easy-to-make food.

(3) Can also be used to demean someone's cooking.

"Hey, there's a chicken nugget in my brownie!"
"Green beans and gravy?"
"Whoa, the plastic wrap's caught fire!"
"I bet you couldn't even make a TV Dinner."
"This tastes like a TV Dinner"

by Anon319 October 18, 2007

dinked around

When you spent all your free time doing a whole lot of nothing and you do not feel like explaining in detail what all you did.

1: What did you do today?
2: Ah, nothin much. Just got home and dinked around all night.

by roachfood August 29, 2008

Glenwood Dinner Rolls

The act of half cooking normal dinner rolls in the microwave, then half cooking the rest in your ass, then serving the smashed and shit smelling roll to your guests. Has been a Glenwood, Iowa tradition for years.

Bill-"Honey, these have to be the best Glenwood Dinner Rolls I have ever had in my life, the one problem is they are pretty warm, but smashed and smell a lil shitty."

by Glenwood's Finest October 22, 2011

Dick Dinner

When you plan to take out your girl for a nice meal but she ends up slobbing your knob instead and never leave the house.

Dad: Hey where were you two? I told you to meet us for dinner at 6:00.

Son: Sorry. Sandy wasn't hungry. She ended up having a dick dinner.

Dad: I hope she wants some dessert.

by Eaton Holgoode July 22, 2016

getting dickersoned

Dating back to the late 1700s was a family who were often found in groups preying on other people of inferior intelligence. Often mocking and having fun at the other people's expense. Correcting them when they were frequently wrong.
It is said that when found alone or very small groups they could appear to be sympathetic to others ill informed ideas or thoughts. But quickly gather almost out of thin air to harass and berate people of lesser intelligence. Tolerable in small groups but ruthless in large numbers much like a wolf pack.

I posted a false claim on social media and was quickly getting dickersoned

by Ma G January 22, 2017

having dinner with gorillas

A useful, go-to mental technique useful to increase one’s tolerance of otherwise intolerable social events.

When I’m stuck with people who are exceedingly dull, I’ll pretend I’m having dinner with gorillas and suddenly I’m having the time of my life!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

Shitter-Dicker

An Unnecessary use of profanity to describe a person, place, thing, or idea.

"Hey dude, uh, hand me the shitter-dicker"

"Oh, this? All right dude, here ya go"

by P-Rod27 January 10, 2010