dillop

Unit of measure: 1/2 of a dollop.

I always have a dillop of Irish Cream in my coffee in the morning.

by gluefish August 29, 2014

Dillion

A lad that's name was spelt wrong cos his mother was dyslexic. He thinks he has an 8inch dick, but it's acc the size of a tampon. Dillions are stylish, cocky and funny people

Random person: me dick is 2 inches
Friend: ah you got a dillion dick
tampon dick dillion name 2inches

by Fabulous Squirrel February 15, 2018

dillhole

1. a dumbass (see dumbfuck, fuckhead, asswipe) who is constantly bitchy or always late for mundane shit.

2. a hole in a dill (what the fuck is a dill.)

My friend is a fucking dillhole.

by Bud Wise May 19, 2004

Dilldozer

A monstrous, phallic piece of machinery utilized during major reconstructive drilling, as well as the erection of massive monuments and sturdy steel scaffolding.

Use with Caution: Not to be confused with a woman's best friend, this machine will cause trembling and tremors to adjacent edifices.

As my son and I sat in 2nd ave traffic, I felt a familiar sensation to my pocket rocket, resulting in a moist seat. As I tried to conceal my excitement, my son pointed and shouted, 'Mom! Why is that machine so much bigger than the one daddy uses with my babysitter?'

I laughed nervously while I responded, 'Don't be silly honey, daddy doesn't have a dilldozer.'

by denalipark227 April 25, 2010

dillionare

One who is in debt over one million dollars

I'm a dillionare I owe over a million dollars!

by Awesome Fordy February 16, 2014

Dillon

A fucking loser

Stop being such a Dillon and get your shit together.

by Dbsjsbwhs March 11, 2017

dillrod

A dildo used exclusively in the ass; used negatively as an insult to describe an individual who theoretically pleasures themselves on a regular basis with a dillrod.

Stick that dillrod in my puckering anus big boy.

by Dillbert October 14, 2006