Dickstracted

Being distracted from doing an activity by one's own dick.

Bobby was doing his homework when he suddenly became dickstracted and just had to rub one off.

by Bojank157 December 15, 2015

dickette

A woman who has decided she is done with men because they are all dicks and is determined to be just like them. A female version of a total jerk who does stupid things and leads the opposite sex on without feeling or caring and simply for entertainment purposes.

Now that I have become a dickette I will get even with every man that was a total dick to women.

by empowered3339 January 14, 2016

Dickstress

The male version of a mistress. A man who is having relations with a married woman.

Have you seen that Dave is dating a married woman? He's her dickstress.

by Tesstickle21 August 5, 2016

dickstalgia

When you suddenly miss a good dick that you used to have.

I still think of my ex and it only gives me dickstalgia.

by MrNOT August 5, 2016

Dickstinct

The judgement of a males penis based off on instinct.

"He has a big dick, I trust my dickstincts"

by Dinoxrawr1234 July 26, 2016

Dickstraction

Distraction caused by someone with a penis.

Wow, Shelly! Stay away from that Roger! He's such a dickstraction!

by SadSally33 August 27, 2016

Dickstinguished

When one looks good with some grey in the beard or hair. Distinguished, respectable, but, the plumbing is not up to spec anymore. Alas, one's dick ....is ...extinguished.

Sam, nice beard! Very dickstinguished!

by KBK665 January 12, 2017