ditch mission

A mission in which you have to seek out an individual, beat the shit out of them, interrogate them until they talk, then ditch them in the desert when you're done. Only an expert can pull this off... >.>

Eddie: Someone's following us

Van Halen: Careful, it might be a ditch mission. We better go into hiding. I'll never talk and my car was impounded because I ran over an old lady, so we'd be fucked.

ditch mission by Justin Hussey April 29, 2008

Ditch or bitch

either you ditch and leave forever or you stay and bitch about it

Man you gotta ditch or bitch

Ditch or bitch by Hahabitch28 April 9, 2019

ditch digger 

fucking woman in the ass,cause queers should be outlawed, while holding their ankles by their head.

jamming a chicks ankles in her ears and givien her the "ditch digger."

ditch digger by chugger42001 September 25, 2008

ditch weed 

a large penis of doom

My Ditchweed is farting.

ditch weed by Yakshem March 13, 2003

ditch pig 

a term used to describe filthy whores and or a mud truck

commonly used in the redneck culture

1) redneck 1: there goes scott he loves that new truck he just got
redneck 2: yeah bro-cha-cho know what i heard he calls it?
redneck 1: whats that skinny?
redneck 2: he calls it ditch pig!
redneck 1: must be becuase that trucks loves the ditch like a dirty whore haha!

2) scott: hey dude,

ween: sup man,

scott: nothing dude, did you see that fugly ass hoe steve left the bar with lastnight?

ween: i know eh she was deffinatly a greasy ole ditch pig

ditch pig by scottie muck October 30, 2010

ditch weed 

good to smoke

smoke it in the bedroom

ditch weed by joe April 20, 2003

ditch bitch 

michael ditches people

Michael is a ditch bitch

ditch bitch by Ditchbitchmichael August 6, 2018