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Demandation

An absurd commandment.
Ian made the demandation for Christiane to wear her hair a messy bun.
by EeTee April 3, 2011
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demand satisfaction

When, after the act of poonery, the man takes off his condom, by the open end, then strikes the lady on both cheeks with one motion, while uttering the words "I demand satisfaction." Whereby The man challenges the woman to a repeated sexual duel.

For legal reasons, Demanding Satisfaction, should only be performed on an established sexual partner.
Man 1: that's fucked up, bro.
Man 2: dude, I demand satisfaction from Jocelyn, not for me, but to motivate her to walk again."
by Chouteau Priest February 27, 2008
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Demand

The act of constantly whining and making "MERRRRR"-like sounds in order to get exactly what you want.
Usually followed by a high pitched laugh and complete denial of ones own demanding
If demands are not met, demander gets in a BIG FAT MOOD until you feel guilty and give in to the demand.
Lacey: Give me your cardi
Lauren: But im cold
Lacey: Your so selfish, im cold
Lauren: MERRRRR demand
by Wainey May 1, 2007
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devanism

The act of being so annoying that you become "a Devan".
"A Devan" is also addicted to masturbating to hardcore lesbian porn.
Devan: hey what's your name? I like apples.
Guy 2: shut up your now a part of devanism
Devan: apples apples apples apples apples
Guy 3: fuck off
by Accidental Anal Man June 8, 2017
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devanik

A smart and innocent guy on first glance, but he gets downright dirty when with his friends. Loves partying, drinking and juuling. Sex god.
I heard Devanik was hitting it up with Katherine again this weekend
by DefinitelyNotDev March 12, 2018
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Devan

An amazing guy who will never let you down. Has character and charisma and never passes on a good laugh. Absolutely loves minecraft and pokemon, and always loves to play with his girlfriend. He is an amazing cuddler who gives the best head tickles and back rubs. Hell shower you in kisses until the end of time. He is the definition of absolute perfection.
by Beepowo June 26, 2019
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Desandhi

A kind-hearted friend who has always got your back And is the sweetest, most caring person you will ever meet. A true legend and you are incredibly lucky to have a Desandhi!
She is sweet, must be a Desandhi
by phantomoftheopera90 February 17, 2021
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