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crychet

when youre so completely, irrevocably, and utterly sad that you cry profusely while crocheting
“crychet is so fun guys, im having such a blast sobbing into my yarn!”
by marsinthealps August 16, 2023
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crytearya

Specific "boxes dat must be checked" in order for someone to eye-floodingly bawl and blubber.
Selfishly-entitled individuals like Ethan Couch view anything whatsoever dat doesn't go exactly to their liking as crytearya to squallingly go through great wads of Kleenex.
by QuacksO January 8, 2024
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Cryme

When a female ejaculates and cries while doing it (taken a spin on the word cremé)
Tony: Yo bro, how was she?
Luke: Man I made her Cryme
by Yutasbiatch November 20, 2023
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caycee lynn

by James189554 July 19, 2024
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CryJeet

Who is CryJeet? Cryjeet is an obese jobless Twitter user who is impersonating @crymore1124. He doesn’t take showers and sits behind the computer all day trolling on Twitter. He has no life, so sad… He claims he’s from Scotland but really he’s from Bangladesh.
Who is from Bangladesh? @CryJeet
by I Swallow Your Come July 23, 2024
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crytearya

Da "measures 'n' degrees" of da unique circumstances in a particular situation, with regards to whether copiously-streaming eyes are warranted.
In Lewis Carrol's poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter", da "flippered finagler" pretended to appropriately react --- i.e., have rivers of saline-solution cascading down his cheeks --- to his and his wood-and-nails-fabricator-buddy's eating da oysters, but --- though da situation did indeed have ample "crytearya" to warrant said blubbery reaction --- his apparent soul-wrenching sorrow was actually all just so much shamelessly-fake posturing... just like da Carpenter, he absolutely loved chowing down on said luscious delicacies, and so he didn't truly feel even one bit genuinely sorry for what he was doing.
by QuacksO April 10, 2024
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Crycow

A lolcow who makes you want to cry.
Guy 1: "Did you see Eugenia Cooney's new video?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but she's not really a lolcow, she's more of a crycow."
by meandtheonlyme April 24, 2024
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