Crow Mauler

The 'Crow Mauler' or 'Captain Rudimer' is a special enemy on the Indie videogame 'Fear & Hunger'. He is almost an optional enemy, he is also EXTREMELY dangerous. And it's almost guaranteed that you'll lose a few heads among your party members.

It can appear on places like 'The Mines', 'The Thicket', or also if you sleep in the 'Safe Bed' of level three. You will trigger a coin flip. Failing the coin flip will trigger an event where the 'Crow Mauler' will attack you, where you're forced to face him in a battle.
And if that happens... You're pretty much fucked.

Additional data: You're able to obtain a torn page, clearly torn from a book. And it tells you about the 'Crow Mauler'.

It says;

"Crow, crow, grow your horn.
Vile as snow in the Skårsberg massacre row.

Crow, crow, oh why you maul?
The meat is fresh and the blood still falls.

Crow, crow, are you there?
He is coming - With nothing to bare.

Crow, crow, behind you now.
Oh crow please reap - oh crow what I sow."

Crow Mauler:*An terrifying presence has entered the room.*

Le'garde: *Fucking banishes into Oblivion.*

by BeheadedLizard September 15, 2023

Crow-nis

Crow-nis (noun), the sexual organ of a male
bird!!!

Check out the Crow-nis on that hummingbird, talk about hitting the genetic

jackpot, he won't have sand kicked in HIS beak at the beach

by Sevzilla738 September 17, 2023

Crow Child

A crow child takes and keeps a bunch of random stuff like a crow which takes anything it sees.

“My daughter is practically a crow child with all the things she takes!”

by thy common folk February 17, 2024

crow moment

a term used to describe the most retarded way of thinking that involves being narcissistic, contradictory, retarded, and retarded. it can also be used to describe the sheer lack of ignorance and budding in for no reason

this guy can't think for himself. that is such a crow moment

by fartsniffer241 March 29, 2024

Crow Brow

Someone who can always been seen hanging out

Chent a legit crow brow, he be dealing all day long on that corner

by BigBallaB0$$ June 11, 2025

Crow on crack

An expression that is definitely real and totally not made up by an idiot.

im such a crow on crack

by Jsicnf December 11, 2025

Jane Crow

Jane Crow — The outrageous notion that in half of the states of these United (?) States, a woman doesn’t have sovereignty over her female human body by law. In some states bounties are offered for information on women, doctors, and the loved ones who would aid and abet them in providing, soliciting, or seeking reproductive care culminating in an abortion.

Jane Crow is the new Jim Crow; and, Jim Crow is a resurrected vampire that needs a Van Helsing.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 7, 2023