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A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude
Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?
by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019
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Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.
Damn, John, what the hell happened? It smells like something crawled up your ass and died!
by Waycoolrich August 8, 2007
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No Deal Bar Crawl

(n.) a failure in friend group politics; when two parties fail to come to an agreement about how a night on the town should play out.

Like in a No Deal Brexit scenario, parties involved in the bar crawl face a severance in relations for the evening, splitting into respective factions. Each must rely on texting outside friends to survive.
Luke wants downtown but Anna says uptown.
Looks like we're headed for a No Deal Bar Crawl.
by nolandc September 12, 2019
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Crawl-by

Dann - she’s wearing a thong.
Stanly - how do you know?
Dann - I did a crawl-by.
by ChocolateCake6985 November 28, 2024
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low crawl

When someone is or acts like your friend, but secretly tries to steal your girl(s).

From the military tactic where soldiers lay low and slowly crawl inch-by-inch, then pop up out of nowhere and stab 'em in the back.
These guys can't pull any girls themselves so they just hang around me and try to low crawl me.

I don't have any good wingmen, they all low crawl me as soon as I talk to a girl.
by supercharmdlife July 7, 2020
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Pug crawl

A common activty lads do with their pals at the weekend where they go from pub to pub drinking pints and gambling away on the puggy.
So me an ma pal went down tae the King's for a pug crawl at the weekend and it was actual potent
by daviebee November 4, 2025
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Catholic Crawl

The 3-6 month period before a couple, one of whom is religious, has sexual intercourse for the first time.
I would go out to the bars with you guys tonight, but I'm hanging out with Stacy. I think the Catholic Crawl is finally ending tonight!
by Undeadlyish November 2, 2021
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