To describe an instance of one being so unbelievably angry, that such anger is unholy.
"Sometimes, when Josh rages, he gets so unequivocally, royally pissed off, that it's like Satan crawled up his asshole. It's actually quite frightening."
by M0UNTA1N5 May 10, 2023
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the act of an impatient and idiotic Quebecois creeping across the intersection in anticipation of the light turning green, often times landing the individual half-way through the intersection or farther before the light changes.
That fat, toothless Quebecois man just cois crawled his way throught the whole intersection!
by nuck chorris November 27, 2013
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To scratch your butt and rub against the floor to relieve pelvic itching at the same time. Very difficult to perform effectively and requiring strong back muscles.
"Whoa did you see John llama crawling in the other room?"
"Yeah! That shit was impressive"
"Right?"
by FrooFroos July 7, 2014
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Another name for the classic "Comb-Over" Haircut
Our Sales Manager can't seem to face the fact that he is balding so when he goes to the barber, he asks for the "Cut and Crawl"
by CheeSchmullKaos@gmail.com March 26, 2015
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When you plan a trip and intend to sleep with multiple people on your travel, possibly as a means of housing.
I'm visiting back home this weekend and going on a booty crawl while there.
by StoneOfEternity July 20, 2023
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