banana paci

Eating a banana to boost your electrolytes, especially potassium, so you don't end up in the hospital. Typically utilized when partying hardcore.

Somebody get this fag a banana paci before we have to call 911.

by jLegend September 26, 2020

oh buddy

A short phrase said lovingly, but with the definite feeling of disappointment, to someone who fucked up big time.

Oh buddy. How the hell did you manage to put diesel fuel in your Prius?

by jLegend September 26, 2020

coke crawl

The malformed cross between the army crawl and the worm, this behavior is the hallmark indicator that you have basically ran out of good blow. The desperate addict scours the floor for any remaining dustings.

Oh man, I'm doing the coke crawl in this video from that trip to Mexico. Obviously I should just buy more product or develop some damn self-respect.

by jLegend September 26, 2020

crystal alert

Phrase used to alert others that methamphetamine has accidentally been dropped on the ground, thus footsteps should be placed with great care.

Oh shit! Crystal alert. Get over here, carefully, and help me find the big piece.

by jLegend September 26, 2020