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Concert Cuckhold

A man who simply watches a concert & does not enjoy that other people around him are having a good time. This man usually refuses to dance or will hoist his GF onto his shoulders.
“Yeah, Owen is a real concert cuckhold, he is always complaining when people around him are busting a move.”
by WordManForever June 11, 2024
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concert

slang for wanting to have someone’s kids
you should come to one of my concerts sometime :)”

(she wants to have your kids)
by sam.poop July 18, 2022
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Concert Squatter

A person you find already occupying your seat when you get to the concert . When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.
How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
by Kuchie August 27, 2025
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Coldplay concert

The euphemism for when you're going out to cheat on your partner but want to keep it a secret.
Man 1: Oi, where were you last night mate? You could've come to the pub.
Man 2: Nah, I was out at a Coldplay concert.
Man 1: Ah, you player!
by Tawgtdrt July 18, 2025
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