Calling Aneta

Doing sth that brings no success / impossible to accomplish

- This Friday I have an exam with Professor Nowak. I have a feeling I will pass it.
- Passing? With Professor Nowak? You are calling Aneta.

by Kurvajo May 19, 2023

Cold-calling the cold-caller

When being caught off guard in a scenario by someone who wants something, quickly restoring control by making demands of your own. Usually leads to awkwardness and some confusion on the part of the person who started the conversation. The term is known to originate from Surrey where individuals who when answering the door to cold-callers, would reverse roles and persuade the cold-caller to buy something or make a donation etc.

Cold-caller: Hello there, i was wondering whether you would like to make a donation today to Save the World?

Individual: Hmm, that sounds very noble but I believe a more worthy cause to be ........... It was set up around 40 years ago and looks to .......... Would you be interested in setting up a standing order.

Individual 2: Ah you're so bad, always cold-calling the cold-caller.

by SouL Camera August 20, 2011

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

Girl: Is that a weed

Guy: No this is a crayon

Girl: I'm calling the police

Microwave: 911 what's your emergency

Guy: *visible confusion*

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

by Old Chicken Nugets May 22, 2019

condilingus

a nickname for Secutary of State Condiliza Rice created by Dave Chapplle

Condilingus Rice sounds like a Mexican dish

by The Boys name is rasputin April 11, 2007

cat calling

calling a cats name

i was cat calling yesterday after my cat ran off

by Sky_god December 18, 2019

Collingwood

Nickname for a shit, evil team

I hate that team there such a Collingwood

by Slayerdamo October 30, 2010

conealingus

The act of licking the dregs of ice cream out of an ice cream cone without biting into the cone itself. Best done in a lewd or suggestive manner to imply cunnilingus.

John always finished his ice cream before starting on the cone, so he found it necessary to perform conealingus.

--and/or--

Gene Simmons' freakishly long tongue was also perfect for conealingus, and he would show off his special skill on dates at the ice cream parlor.

by sullivan504 April 22, 2009