completion envy

The feeling someone with a large gaming backlog (A.K.A. pile of shame) gets when they hear about others who play multiple games to completion.

You're adding to my completion envy!
This isn't helping my completion envy.

by kryss101010 November 8, 2022

Comparative suffering

You ever hear Dave Chappelle’s comparative suffering joke.

Hym “I’m not going to play comparative suffering with you, bitch, if it was the other way around and I was parading myself around on YouTube regurgitating Dr. Jeepjorp’s diary entries and you found out about it you wouldn’t fucking defend me for doing it. So, you can eat a dick.”

by Hym Iam October 5, 2022

Compatibility

Compatibility - Noun - Something weirdos on the internet use to measure how fuckable a pokemon is.

Rule 34 enjoyer: “What would you say is the most compatible pokemon?”

Normal human: “Why am I friends with you?”

Compatibility = you’re a fucking weirdo

by Joe Generic May 14, 2023

comPATible

A good romantic match due to both partners' enjoying soft gentle "palm-lovies".

Some chicks have painfully-sensitive spots on their bodies, such as their backs, shoulders. arms, etc., and so you will need to keep these "off-limits" areas in mind when giving a cutie affection wif your hands, if you want her to consider you a comPATible soulmate.

by QuacksO June 30, 2023

comparative fallometry

Term for group of guys attempting to show who is alpha

Stupid alpha guy: -My dick is bigger than yours
Nerdy guy: -Don't start comparative fallometry

by dildo777 December 10, 2023

Compautious

To feel afraid or cautious of making new friends, often in fear of betrayal.

"The whole situation just has me compautious, how can I find a friend after that!"

by anonymous December 18, 2023

Compautious

To feel afraid or cautious to make new friends, often in fear of betrayal.

Compaution most frequently is brought up due to personal baggage, and previous acts of betrayal by close friends. It often creeps up in adulthood due to the fleeting friends in the between stages of graduation and a new livelihood.

Do you have any overly compautious friends?

Pronunciation: (Kuhm-paw-shus)

"The whole situation just has me compautious, how can I find a friend after that!"

by x.cessive December 18, 2023