62 Cents

When you fuck up so badly that you get SQUIDWARD to defend SPONGEBOB.

Mr. Krabs: "How much money we talkin about?"

Flying Dutchman: "62 cents."

Mr. Krabs: "I'll take the money!"

*Spongebob is taken away*

Mr. Krabs: "Look, Squidward! Money!"
Squidward: "Mr. Krabs, I can't believe I'm saying this, but how could you trade Spongebob for SIXTY-TWO CENTS?!"

Mr. Krabs: "You think I could have gotten more?"

Squidward: "He stuck up for you, and you sold him out. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!!"

Mr. Krabs: "...What have I done?" *Sobs* "I want another chance!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 7, 2022

Cerys

Cerys is a female Welsh name, often pronounced 'Sir-reese' but the correct pronounciation is 'Ker-reese'. In anchient times this name depicted beauty and intelligence, as well as extreme talent and sensuality. Now days it is a less common name and often used as a slang word meaning 'hot piece of ass'.

Whoa, I was driving up your street and saw a Cerys jogging past!

by Cerysiepoosbesty May 1, 2011

Certifiable

(adj) Completely NUTS. Past the point of "ticking". Ready to flip OUT.

Oh shit! That chick's been off her meds for a few days now! She's certifiable!

by starlight88 February 4, 2010

100% Certified

Adjective:

1. The art of being fearless in the bedroom when it comes to pounding box.

2. During the act of pounding box, there are no limits to how far you will go to show her who is boss.

3. On a female the licking and cleaning of the anus and the region above or below ( depends what position your in ) the box.

4. Once recieving the title everyone knows who the 100% Certfied guys are and they attract girls who want to get certified.

Guy 1: Yo last night I had sex with this dime slimmy.
Guy 2: Nice breh did you lick her asshole?
Guy 1: No why you ask?
Guy 2: Cause then your pathetic self ain't "100% Certified."

Rico Suave loves lickin anus and cleaning that shit with his tongue...That white boy is 100% Certified.

"Girls love guys who are 100% Certified"

by Rico #10 December 17, 2009

certone

tasteless paranoia. vulgar responses to sane behavior. cup of coffee and a cigarette. get tanked.

I be a certone...LOSE THE LIFE FRUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by rob March 30, 2005

hurtin' for certain

Someone who is hurtin' or appears to be hurtin, for certain.

Devo, you look like shit man. Yeah, I had a rough one last night. Pounded 'er back all night dude, really. Yeah definitely hurtin' for certain. Ouuuuuu

by battletoad12 August 9, 2010

Certified boy lover

Drake

Drake is a 'certified boy lover!

Drake: Ooh, Lil Wayne is too good, he's just too good!

by Icy Wyte June 15, 2022