A catcel is an incel that adores everything cats. They can't stop talking about cats, telling people they should own cats, adopt cats, pet cats, feed cats, etc. They'll threadcrap in threads about dogs and litter them with their cat facts and other stupid shit about cats. Truly insufferable individuals.
Catcel: "Did someone mention dogs?? Let me bring up my cat for no reason at all. Cats > anything. Pet cats. Did I mention I loooooove cats??!? OMG Mr. Mittens is fucking adorableeeee!! FUCK DOGS! Cats are the best. Cats Rule! You have a dog?? Why not get a cat instead!!!"
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An act that starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed. It's too wild for many. Gobble, gobble!
Everyone knows where you've been. You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
by 2bantah December 13, 2014
Get the Catching the crazy turkey mug.When referring to someone as "a catch" it is referring to a person with charm, swagger, and overall attractiveness to the opposite sex or even the same sex sometimes
by dollhaus March 31, 2011
Get the a catch mug.A device (usually a screen) located inside a marijuana grinder which catches and saves the keef, which is a high-thc substance that comes off the leaves when you grind up dank pot. This device is useful, because once you have the keef (which is very potent) separated, you can either smoke it straight or sprinkle it on top of regular nug in your bowl to enhance the quality of the nug and get higher. A grinder without a Keef Catcher can lead to wasted or lost Keef, which is just unfortunate.
-Hey, Calvin, I'm going to buy a new grinder. Wanna come?
-Nah. Sorry Rocko, I've got stuff to do. But make sure you buy one with a Keef Catcher this time, so we can save our keef and get extra ripped.
-Nah. Sorry Rocko, I've got stuff to do. But make sure you buy one with a Keef Catcher this time, so we can save our keef and get extra ripped.
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Get the Keef Catcher mug.Stoner 1: "Hey whats your plans for tonight?"
Stoner 2: "Probably just gonna roll up a plane and catch a flight."
Stoner 2: "Probably just gonna roll up a plane and catch a flight."
by Wiz Khalifa Fan February 22, 2011
Get the Catch a Flight mug.A great/awesome show on t.v. that shows teenagers and people what people, a lot of them, on chatrooms looks like. Doctors, teachers, miltary people, all alike, get arrested because they can't keep their sexual fantaises inside their minds.
What they do is have PJ- Perverted Justice, come online into chatrooms such as AOL and Yahoo and pretend they are teenaged boys and girls that are sexually curious about sex and that are willing to have sex with these full grown-adults. The predators drive to the house that has hidden cameras set up everywhere and the police from the town/city waiting next door in a different house or outside so that when they try to run away or walk outta the house they are arrested right away.
Some of these people had it going for them, like the teachers and miltary people, but blew it because they wanted to have sex with someone who claimed to be underage.
Also, Chris Hansen rocks. And he's very intelligent.
What they do is have PJ- Perverted Justice, come online into chatrooms such as AOL and Yahoo and pretend they are teenaged boys and girls that are sexually curious about sex and that are willing to have sex with these full grown-adults. The predators drive to the house that has hidden cameras set up everywhere and the police from the town/city waiting next door in a different house or outside so that when they try to run away or walk outta the house they are arrested right away.
Some of these people had it going for them, like the teachers and miltary people, but blew it because they wanted to have sex with someone who claimed to be underage.
Also, Chris Hansen rocks. And he's very intelligent.
hollisterrawksmysoxzzz: yea will you teach me how to do that?
Hornymale21: sure baby, then maybe afterwards I can teach you new tricks you can peform on me, you'll like it hehe.
Hornymale21: what if youre a cop or a adult from to catch a predator?
hollisterrawksmysoxzzz: dont worry baby i'm not. i'm really 13..
Hornymale21: sure baby, then maybe afterwards I can teach you new tricks you can peform on me, you'll like it hehe.
Hornymale21: what if youre a cop or a adult from to catch a predator?
hollisterrawksmysoxzzz: dont worry baby i'm not. i'm really 13..
by Laksdkdk December 11, 2007
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