Burst Kite

Burst Kite pronounced Bus Kite, is another name for a promiscuous woman.

When a Kite is Burst it cannot follow a direction and as a result it flies anywhere and everywhere.

That girl is a burst kite, we ran a train on her last week!

Look at that Burst kite nah, me and my partner tired hit that!

by Simplee October 6, 2009

Burnt Pork

When one expects to be porked (have sex), but no pork actually occurs, only humiliation.

Chris: Dude, I was about to pork Jen, but her mom came in while I was taking off my pants!

Brad and Bobby: Ohhhhhhh burnt pork!!

by ridonkulousridonks September 21, 2012

Bumfton

A privately educated male in his early to late 20s. Displays an arrogant and obnoxious attitude, often heard bragging loudly about how much his father earns. A bumfton looks down on state school educated people or would commonly be oblivious to their existence as they, in their eyes, are not even worthy of a gaze. Their natural habitat is South East Asian countries such as Thailand where they spend their gap year drinking on their father's money and being insensitive to local culture and other tourists. They often like to boast about helping poor people of the world, when in reality they spent the night with a child prostitute and then vomiting outside a sacred temple. Despite having the best possible education, spoon fed every mark they receive, the typically bumfton is relatively dense and would not survive if it were not for the job a family member lines up for them the moment they are born.

Bumfton #1: Hey Tarquin have you been to Kho Phi Phi yet?
Bumfton #2: Yah Rupert my dad bought it the other day
Normal person: Fucking bumftons

by Bumfton October 12, 2013

Burnt the Roast

When a Caucasian woman is married to a Caucasian partner, and conceives a baby, but when she goes into labor and gives birth to said child, the baby is of darker skinned ethnic origins, thus revealing that the woman has cheated on her husband, and has given birth to another man’s child.

Sally just had a baby, but she burnt the roast, as clearly it did not belong to Dave.

by EYEBR0WSE December 14, 2018

Burnt Steak

A steak that is burnt.

Human A "You are fucking stupid that steak was supposed to be medium rare, now it's a burnt steak!!!"
Human B "It is medium rare

by ConfinedDev February 26, 2020

Burpttany

A fugly, idiotic, disgusting, untalented and jealous hater of the queen Trina Vega from the Nickelodeon show, Victorious.

-“Hey did you hear about that inept clown, Burpttany?”
-“Yeah, Trina Vega is 100% prettier, smarter, and more talented than that disgusting rat. 🤮“
-“We should be grateful we aren’t that thing…”

by Trina Vega Is Queen June 26, 2021

Burpttany

An envious, disgusting, inept and jealous hater of Queen Trina Vega from the Nickelodeon show, Victorious.

-“Did you hear about that clown, Burpttany?”
-“Yeah man, we should both be grateful that we aren’t her…”

by Trina Vega Is Queen June 26, 2021