Tea Bagger

Conservatives who masquerade as “concerned citizens”. Politically similar to the Nationalist, Socialist movement, which gained wide popularity in certain parts of Europe in the 1930s. The TEA BAGGERS pride themselves on ranting incoherently, misspelling protest signs, and their ability to disqualify other humans by the color of their skin or sexual orientation. Many TEA BAGGERS enjoy NASCAR, lynchings, chronic masturbation, beating their wives, and shoving taped up shampoo bottles in their asses.

I didn't get enough attention as a child, so I joined the TEA BAGGER movement in order to meet other angry racists. Also, I have a small penis, which is also why I joined the NRA.

Also See - FLAMING DOUCHEBAG

by DickSickDick March 27, 2010

triple bagger

A bitch that is SO ugly you need a bag for her head, a bag for your head, and a plastic bag for the person that might see you, so they can suffocate themself for having to see that shit.

John: Damn, I ain't ever seen a bitch that ugly
Mike: Shit, that bitch is a triple bagger

by tHE hEAD March 1, 2004

Three Bagger

An extremely unattractive lady. A reference to the practice of putting a bag over the head of an ugly lady while having sex with her. A three bagger is so ugly she requires a bag for her, a bag for you and a bag for the guy looking in thru the window.

Geez, check out that one at the bar, she's a three bagger!

by Chris67654 August 25, 2006

Sand-bagger

A Sand-bagger is to Dems, what a Tea-bagger is to GOP; left wing-nuts who spend all their energy attacking Democratic leaders and organizations. Nobody in the party is as principled as they. They're blissfully unaware their gov't has a Congress, wherein bills are introduced, cycle through committee, are tabled or voted upon. They can't grasp that POTUS doesn't make laws; he signs or vetoes bills after they've passed Congress. They believe FDR passed reforms via a bully pulpit without 2/3 majorities of Dems in Congress. They were enthralled with Obama until they stayed home both mid-terms, and now blame Obama for the impact of their not voting. They believe the system is rigged against them, an irony, since the vast majority of them are white males. They think the DNC is a witch stirring the cauldron of all human suffering. Their confusion about the function of the DNC, comprised of 100s of party leaders and activists, causes them great angst, inspiring their ALL CAPS RANTS. Just like right wing blames the dysfunction in DC on the poor, POC, media, and gov't; the left wing blames the mess in DC on the rich, the DNC, POTUS, and the media. It's not enough for them to have one agree on the problems, also their solutions, no matter how implausible. They're not just holier than thou, they're holier than Christ on the cross. Why let facts get in the way of a good tantrum? They're not dreamy idealists, but vulgar, insulting, and tedious. See also Puritopian Emo Progressive

I thought he was a strong liberal until I realized the totality of his activism was screeching on the social media about how unfair his life is, and concocting new and more elaborate conspiracy theories of how oppressed he is, then I realized he's just another frothing Sand-bagger.

Maybe you could find time for a job, if the totality of your activism wasn't about you voting in online polls 946 times to pump up your candidate's numbers. Why not become an actual activist, instead of being satisfied with being just another raging Sand-bagger ?

The Sand-bagger asked if his tin-foil hat makes his ass look big, or is his ass huge because Hillary Clinton has spent her life secretly working to stuff his face with family sized-bags of Crunchy Cheetos.?

by JenniSaisQuoi June 4, 2016

douch baggery

doing things that a douche bag would do

someone is being a dick for no reason, you would go dude enough of your douch baggery

by REPZERO January 8, 2010

iced tea bagger

someone who chills their nutsack and places them on a sleeping persons lips

When you are an eskimo you are an iced tea bagger

by adam November 22, 2004

Grocery Store Bagger

Any attendee of E3 that does not work in the gaming industry and has no business being there.

Originated during a Street Fighter tournament at E3 when Kevin, the Capcom hype-builder and shirt-thrower, asked a participant what company he worked for. The attendee replied that he was a grocery store bagger.

Often used to derogatively refer to unwashed slobs in dirty t-shirts roaming the exhibit halls.

"Damn, I wanted to get a shirt at the Namco booth, but there were about a hundred grocery store baggers mobbing the place for freebies"

by toma levine March 5, 2004