Bitchification

The process by which one person becomes another persons Bitch.

I refuse to stoop to that level of bitchification.

by Flaming Condom February 1, 2010

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Bitchisity

The level of disparity in hottness of a girl between two time periods based on natural selection.

The natural selection theory is based on the hypothesis that hott girls with be chosen by dudes more often, and will not work as hard to maintain their looks, becoming ugly. Reversely, an ugly girl will work hard to get laid and become hott.

High Bitchisity + Hott = Bad; Low Bitchisity + Hott = Good
High Bitchisity + Ugly = Good; Low Bitchisity + Ugly = Bad

"Man, that bitch is hott... but she's got a high bitchisity, so fuck that (for about a year, then bail)."

"My wife is hott! and has low bitchisity, so I'm assuming our sex life will stay pretty active."

"Eh, that ugly chick has got potential for a high bitchisity, ill just get wasted first..."

"Uhh, I'm so ugly, and my bitchisity is so low.... i wonder if they make solar powered vibrators."

by drofjournalsm April 3, 2010

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Bitchathon

An angry outburst of complaints that lasts for an extended period of time.

When my mom came home from work she started a bitchathon.

Sweet lord in heaven! That woman is on a bitchathon!

by Death Bunny 69 November 27, 2010

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bitchismo

The ideology that one has the right to dominate and manipulate their partner with tears, anger, drama and/or douchieness. Whatever works to get the desired results by flexing ones bitch as opposed to flexing ones machismo.

When you feel like you're an asshole, but you're really not, you may have been victimized by the ancient art of bitchismo.

by NOOGS October 14, 2011

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