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bevan

A pint sized, tracksuit clad creature with a fascination for arse. Commonly seen spouting swear word laden homosexual or incestuous innuendo, the Bevan will never fail to say the one thing that you least wanted to hear to keep your sanity. If you encounter one, keep your back to the wall or preferably shoot it on sight. An immature hormonally challenged runt. My brother.
"Bevan you butt pirate get your hands away from my arse!"

See also: arserapist, molestor, deviant
by The bringer of truth February 23, 2005
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Behalf

The area between your front privates (penis/vagina) and your bum.
On Nina's behalf I'd like to say thank you.
by Gailstar July 9, 2007
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the Bealtes

The Bealtes were a British boy band that copied the more famous Beatles, the Lead singer was named CAT Spandex. He was known for his scratchy voice, thick spectacles, leather chaps and flashy purple cape. His slow downward spiral into intense internet gaming led to the eventual dissolution of the band.
setlaeB is spelled backwards, commonly misspelled Beatles, Bingo Car, not Ringo Star was the drummer.
Spandex was the lead singer of the Bealtes
by AntBee November 17, 2007
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Betalock

Term to describe a website that is perpetually in BETA.
Some businesses thrive online others suffer from betalock.
by Bob R. Rigne March 18, 2011
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Bealed

A word used in Perry County, Pennsylvania that means, “injured” or “cut.”
I got my hand too close to the saw and now my index finger is all bealed up.
by Orebank Bus Rider October 29, 2023
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elena bevans

She is so pretty her name must be Elena Bevans!
by Rachel Peevoy October 23, 2017
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