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Dirty Bertie

When a man is receiving a bj, before he comes he places the tip of his penis into the female's nostril. He then ejaculates into her nostril, she inhales the sperm and spits it out her mouth.
God, I can't wait to get a Dirty Bertie.
by Bertie23455555 April 14, 2020
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Pullin' a Bernie

Comes from the 1989 film "Weekend at Bernie's"
It's when you fall asleep sitting in a chair of some sort i.e. desk or couch with sunglasses on. The best ways to pull a Bernie are to stay loose and fall asleep with some sort of neutral grin.
Andrew: Look's like Jake is passed out in the middle of class.
Will: Nah man, he's pullin' a bernie.
by Always Hyphy June 3, 2011
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lady berries

Lame term describing a woman’s breasts used by people who are uncomfortable discussing sexual organs.
Girl: Mommy why do I have lumps on my chest? Do I have cancer?

Mother: No sweetie you're just growing your lady berries.
by PooPut Muthafuk April 17, 2004
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Dingle berries

Welding jargon used to describe the little balls of metal spatter that occur while arc welding. usually these dingle berries just lay around the bead you just made and are easily removed, however, they sometimes stick so that nothing can remove them and your welding instructor calls you a sack of shit jestingly and points out all the dingle berries.

Dingle berries can occur with arc blow, which is magnetism in the metal, and causes the molten weld to spray everywhere but the place you want it. Arc blow causes the most irremovable dingle berries.

As far as my knowledge goes, this term is coined by the finest welding instructor at the SRJC.
Welding Instructor: John Gradren you sack of shit look at all those dingle berries you must of been a mile away from your weld.

JG: But I was using 6013! that shit spatters like no other welding rod.

WI: Alright but next time this happens you're eating the entire bucket of slag and rod stubs.
by cabbagehats September 25, 2011
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Bernie Rule

Similar to the game, the Bernie Rule is invoked when someone yells out "Bernie!" At that point, all those who know the Bernie Rule must Move it Like Bernie for the next five seconds.

Those who don't know the rule and ask what happened must be informed, and are from that point susceptible to the Bernie Rule.

One person is allowed three (3) Bernie Calls per day.
I was in class when the Bernie Rule was invoked! Ten students and the professor Bernied, and the rest of the class knows the rule now too!
by pistonsfan1600 May 4, 2011
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Bernied

When one has fallen victim to a ponzi scheme, or having been ripped off; much like being burned, or jewed out of something, but with a Bernie Madoff twist.
I got ripped off thousands of dollars of inheritance when my maniacle sister convinced my 92 year old Aunt in her final days that I was not worthy to receive my full inheritance. Man, I got totally Bernied!!
by Angry Little Man October 18, 2011
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Tonka berries

by Wife of Tonak Twig January 10, 2010
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