Queer baiting

Generally speaking when a straight man or woman makes sexual jokes toward someone who is apart of the LGBTQ community in a “haha kidding (I’m not kidding)” kind of way. It’s actually very uncomfortable. Ex: Just because a woman is attracted to other women it doesn’t mean that YOU are those other women.

Straight Girl Friend: Omg haha I’m gonna leave my husband for you cause we’d be so much better together

Girl…friend: You’ve said this like 10 times it’s really weird

Str8: Haha I’m kiddiinnggg but like actually I totally would

Girl…friend: I wouldn’t. You’re queer baiting go kiss a cheerleader or something

by u know that one person February 7, 2023

Polish Buck Baitin'

An ancient deer hunting intimidation tactic; where one finds and smears deer droppings on one's rigid phallus and chaotically punishes that scatty bishop until stormy discharge of hot sticky ropes.

Steve was having trouble spotting deer. On his 3rd day out, he decided to employ the art of Polish Buck Baitin'. The blast radius of fainting Doe was roughly 3 miles.

by Anonymous_pole November 20, 2020

Turkey Basting

the art or action of jacking off a turkey.

"Dude OMG whats your turkey basting lvl?!?!??!?"
"LVL 25 MAN PWNAGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SELLING TURKEY JIZZ 10k EA!!!!!!!"

by billy joe hoe yo mo fo SHO December 21, 2007

basting the bread

(v) the act of spreading semen over bread and force feeding it to sexual partner

He said it was low calorie butter, but I think he was basting the bread!

by the wtf effect April 25, 2012

face basting

during coitus, the giver pulls his member out of the receiver to wipe her juices across her face, and then continues penetration...repeating every 5 minutes to keep her moist and cooking.

Last night I was totally face basting this girl and it dried her eyes shut.

by frankysixfingers May 15, 2011

Gender Baiting

When a person acts to defy their natural biology by mentally choosing their new biology opposition that can be a mixture of onset and opposition, or a new gender altogether that has never existed, and then expecting everyone to understand it's prefix and appreciate the person as is despite it making no sense.

*Simplified*
A person born as a man, choosing to cross dress yet never receiving any hormonal therapy nor gender reconstruction, yet labels themselves a woman, and demands women privileges, and will withhold these critical details when trying to date, or make friends.

The same can be said about the opposite gender being female.

-Womens only Swimming Pool-

Example 1

Person: Hi, I would like to swim here please.
Administrator: That will be $3.25, and I will need to see your ID, please miss.

Person: *Gives money and ID*
Administrator: Uh, I'm sorry but you cannot swim here, this is a female only unit.

Person: EXCUSE YOURSELF! Are you blind? I am a woman!

Administrator: *scans ID again* Until your personal ID verifies you are a woman, you are not welcome to swim here, sorry.

Person: This is a total insult to who I am as a brave individual woman as myself. *Walks off in a rage*
Administrator: *thinks to themselves- thank goodness I didn't allow that gender baiter into the pool, I would of lost my job*

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Example 2

Scott: How was your date with that girl last night?
Liam: It was horrible...
Scott: Why?
Liam: She was actually a HE, and didn't tell me, and when I asked questions about why they hid that important information from me they got offended.

Scott: That sucks to hear you experienced gender baiting..
Liam: Yeah, I'm pissed, don't tell the guys I got gender baited. They won't let me live this one down..

by Amish Stalker March 1, 2022

pedo-baiting

A game, played by sociopathic suicidal weirdos with no survival instinct

13 year old :

'look at that silver fox! I bet he likes me!'

Other 13 year old: 'yeah, but it's not true love unless he'll do time for you'
13 year old:' he will. I've been practising my pedo-baiting How's my innocent blink?'

by ami_one October 8, 2013