(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Big Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass
I know someone else already posted these but they r cool
(__!__) = Big Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass
I know someone else already posted these but they r cool
by Zelda January 6, 2007
Get the assmug. 1. Another word for butt that people use more often for some reason. It's mainly used for being perverted (touching people :|)
Person1: I grabbed her ass.
Person2: If only she was carrying a baseball bat.
2. Dumb person. Very overused and not really for alot of good reasons. Also used as asshat, smartass, dumbass ect,.
Person2: Good morning Person1 :)
Person1: Stop being such an ass.
Person2: Wtf did I do? o_o'
3. Donkey or mule.
Person1: I rode an ass up a mountain.
Person2: I don't want to know o_o'
Person1: I grabbed her ass.
Person2: If only she was carrying a baseball bat.
2. Dumb person. Very overused and not really for alot of good reasons. Also used as asshat, smartass, dumbass ect,.
Person2: Good morning Person1 :)
Person1: Stop being such an ass.
Person2: Wtf did I do? o_o'
3. Donkey or mule.
Person1: I rode an ass up a mountain.
Person2: I don't want to know o_o'
by Dymelle January 19, 2010
Get the assmug. 
-Ass is the suffix you add onto the end of a verb to emphasize the verb itself. It is a commonly used American slang term.
Guy #1: "Hey you wanna come see Twilight with me this weekend?"
Guy #2: "No way, I'm not going to see some corny-ass vampire movie!"
Example 2
Guy #1: "Hey check out that girl over there."
Guy #2: "Damn, that is one fine-ass chick!"
Guy #2: "No way, I'm not going to see some corny-ass vampire movie!"
Example 2
Guy #1: "Hey check out that girl over there."
Guy #2: "Damn, that is one fine-ass chick!"
by ImCasey January 8, 2010
Get the -Assmug. A marching band hazing ritual whereby, upon first performance of an incorrect note, a new band member's face is rubbed in the bare buttocks of another member.
by bB October 26, 2005
Get the assingmug. anti-shit simulator
a shit free, or drama free simulator aka your computer.
your computer provides a drama free situation with a press of a key.congrats.
you have a fine peice of ass.
a shit free, or drama free simulator aka your computer.
your computer provides a drama free situation with a press of a key.congrats.
you have a fine peice of ass.
by Computer_freak September 5, 2009
Get the ASSmug. A) (NOU.) American slang for one's bottom.
B) (NOU.) A mule or donkey.
C) (ACR.) Acronym meaning "After School Shit". This referrs to the dump you take when you get home from school. Usually after eating something but before homework. For many people, this is the only crap they take during the cycle of weekdays.
B) (NOU.) A mule or donkey.
C) (ACR.) Acronym meaning "After School Shit". This referrs to the dump you take when you get home from school. Usually after eating something but before homework. For many people, this is the only crap they take during the cycle of weekdays.
A) JOHN: Hey let's go to the party and look at some ass!
JAMES: Oh yeah! Dibs on Tiffany!
B) JOHN: *smirks* Look at that ass.
JAMES: Eww, it's hairy!
C) JOHN: *tweeting* just got home from skool, gonna take an
ass.
JAMES: *tweeting* yeah me 2. just did a rly big 1, want a
photo?
JAMES: Oh yeah! Dibs on Tiffany!
B) JOHN: *smirks* Look at that ass.
JAMES: Eww, it's hairy!
C) JOHN: *tweeting* just got home from skool, gonna take an
ass.
JAMES: *tweeting* yeah me 2. just did a rly big 1, want a
photo?
by iDWiA739 October 13, 2011
Get the Assmug.