ass

The backside

a stupid person

(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Big Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass

I know someone else already posted these but they r cool

by Zelda March 27, 2005

ass

1. Another word for butt that people use more often for some reason. It's mainly used for being perverted (touching people :|)

Person1: I grabbed her ass.
Person2: If only she was carrying a baseball bat.

2. Dumb person. Very overused and not really for alot of good reasons. Also used as asshat, smartass, dumbass ect,.

Person2: Good morning Person1 :)
Person1: Stop being such an ass.
Person2: Wtf did I do? o_o'

3. Donkey or mule.

Person1: I rode an ass up a mountain.
Person2: I don't want to know o_o'

An ass is a person's behind or a mule.

by Dymelle January 20, 2010

Ass

Straight up things to keep guys busy.

DAYMM!! Look at that ass!!

by Gurv June 18, 2005

-Ass

-Ass is the suffix you add onto the end of a verb to emphasize the verb itself. It is a commonly used American slang term.

Guy #1: "Hey you wanna come see Twilight with me this weekend?"

Guy #2: "No way, I'm not going to see some corny-ass vampire movie!"

Example 2

Guy #1: "Hey check out that girl over there."

Guy #2: "Damn, that is one fine-ass chick!"

by ImCasey January 08, 2010

assing

A marching band hazing ritual whereby, upon first performance of an incorrect note, a new band member's face is rubbed in the bare buttocks of another member.

That new sousaphonist has such an assing coming to him!

by bB October 20, 2005

ASS

anti-shit simulator

a shit free, or drama free simulator aka your computer.
your computer provides a drama free situation with a press of a key.congrats.
you have a fine peice of ass.

i dont need Girlfriend drama, i have a fine peice of ass

by Computer_freak September 06, 2009

Ass

A word for donkey often misstook for arse which is a butt

Nice ass

by Lemmondoggy December 27, 2015