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Dominican Cable Guy

A illegal cable television provider, offer someone who will go out of their way time and time again trying to stay a head with the latest fads in stealing cable TV. This person is an expert with satellite installation, boxes, chips anything and everything that will provide him with any form a scrambled cable to save a buck. Also in the hood they are self proclaimed certified gas meter and water meter experts leading to why the working man who pays their bills have such high rates and also the cause of a dozen or so major explosions or flooded basements or electrocutions
The Dominican Cable Guy will stop at nothing to get his porn.

Jose the Dominican Cable Guy from Bethlehem who sells used tires does. Or know what he is doing.
by Fyou123 May 18, 2019
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Laying a cable

Hi honey, I’m just laying a cable!”
by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018
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Cable Technician

Typically a man/ he/him

Appearance: Balding 👩 🦲 ponytail

Carhart & Red Wing Boots . Farmers Tan & white chicken legs.
Personality: The world revolves around him, doesn’t like to cuddle, has a cable tool addiction, fixes everything with zip ties, and pees in a bottle he drank the day before.

Likes to point out homes he has preformed any tasks at! Constantly points out “bad cable jobs”. Thinks his work, is the work of God! Isn’t friends with any of the other “cable guys”. Has fallen off a pole once or twice in his life! Doesn’t think that using a harness is necessary! His only selfies are those at the top of their ladder!

Problem has poop stains and is never on time!
A Cable Technician is a human that smells like ass and is covered in asbestos!
by Canyoufeelthelovetonight October 27, 2022
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Cow Cable

An electrical type of cable decorated black and white, resembling a cow's hide
"Dude, I so want that cow cable!"
by ConorLove247 February 28, 2009
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Indian Jumper Cables

is where you take a pair of jumper cables and put it on a girls tits then put it on your cock and shoot "webs" on it there for traveling up to the tit
Just did the Indian Jumper cables to my girl in bed last night
by anonymous January 23, 2021
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fiber optic cable

a way to express your love for someone. basically another word for i love you.
'fiber optic cable, bro."

"i fiber optic cable you too."
by amy is basically hajime November 21, 2023
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Fiber Optic Cable Core

A kind of shitposting where you play sad music in the background and record someone saying something and then you cutoff the last part where they say a noun and flash a picture of said object and have them repeat it in a pitched down version
This is my favorite computer. *Image of a computer*, computer *in a low pitch voice*.

Ahh the classic fiber optic cable core.
by Humorescence June 30, 2024
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