bert

another word for sayin not

im home alone and scared, bert

by ?:>"{}| April 17, 2009

bert kaempfert

Bert Kaempfert conducted a jazz orchestra and wrote many famous songs. He recorded from 1958 to 1980. His career as a conductor began in post-war Germany, where he heard the GI's V- discs, and decided to make similar music, using his considerable education in music.

Bert Kaempfert's Original Gold Records include "Wonderland by Night" and "Moon Over Naples (Spanish Eyes)."

by F.A.S. November 25, 2013

Bert

Term for an absolute skeezer that can’t get over a lil thottie. He tends to say very depressing things and does some bitch shit constantly for attention.

damn bruh! Quit being such a bert
He just got his heartbroken, hopefully he doesn’t become a real Bert

by stevowen March 22, 2019

Bert

A bert is a specific person that has a large head and has a small body.

“Ugh omg... she is built like a bert!”

by stinkyhead1234 April 24, 2019

TITE NI BERT

BIG PENIS AND SMALL BALLS

TITE NI BERT MALIIT

by BULLYMAN December 17, 2019

Bert

An old fashion name that people don't normally name their kids this. People make fun of them because the show Sesame Street Bert and Ernie

"Hey look it's Bert, where is Ernie?"
"Bert have you found Ernie yet?"

by Marisol.R May 21, 2018

Bert

Usually dirty minded laughs hard at everything and usually has a friend named Logan

Bert

by Lovenlife101 February 3, 2020