Zonk

A zonk is where you cum in a bottle and make your girl drink it

Yo bro last night i gave my girlfriend a zonk

by Bigballsct December 14, 2021

Zonkus

An unspecific term for an object

“Yo dude watch where your swinging that zonkus you almost hit that kid”

by The Steve April 5, 2022

zwinky

something really not very good

“you’re doing really zwinky at Wii Bowling..😬”

by meaellis April 19, 2022

Zoonkin

speeding or go really fast .

Girl we zoonkin down this highway …

by The0nly- me May 13, 2022

Zwinky

A relative that looks just like you that is born to a different set of parents might be genetically linked or might not be, also can be different genders.

James is my zwinky, we are only related through a family adoption but we look like we have the same parents!

by Reallybadgenius May 23, 2022

zönk

Zönk has no exact meaning. Zönk is an expression of emotion, or replacement to an unnecessary word in a sentence.

'Im pretty zönked that i cant go out due to the rain"

"Me and Jennifer totally zönked last night, and she let me zönk in her mouth".

"The Doctor said the cancer test came back zönkkers. Cant explain how zönked i am with the news".

by Lukas Bronwyn July 19, 2022

Zonked

Zonked is catch-all term for when you're absolutely floored or wasted. It is a useful descriptor for a state of ineptitude from being too tired or too far gone.

People who say they're zonked are, at that moment, unable to properly engage with what's happening in a useful manner. If someone tells you they're zonked, gently remind them they are entitled to a free timeout and a drink of water.

1: Hey - are you alright? You look out of it.
2: ... Dude, I'm zonked!

1: I hear you, bud. Let's take a break. Want a water?
2: Oh, man, yeah! Thanks, I really needed that.

by tibular September 22, 2022