YouTube 

White noise while you play video games or walk around outside. It's mostly liquid shit mixed with a veterans disgustingly mangled dick but there is some decent content. The users of this site with the most subscribers call themselves YouTubers and complain constantly about stupid shit like I'm not making over 50 thousand dollars yet so I'm broke and my views are dropping but it's not my fault, or the last and greatest.... this other YouTuber said I'm gay so I'm gonna make a dis track calling him a stupid butt head. All these videos are at least 10 minutes long because most YouTubers are in it for the money.

YouTube helps autistics and 7-11 year olds watch minecraft videos all in 1080p

YouTube by CargoShorts June 29, 2017

YouTube 

A video sharing website that got out of hand and became cringe

Hmmm, what's on YouTube today? Big "surprise", more videos of weird bs.....
Go figure.

YouTube by fakename06 December 11, 2017

YouTube 

Youtube is a mainly a very cancerous website.

Bob: did u hear about the fake sidemen beef on YouTube

Billy:Jake Paul sucks Logan's dick
Bob:Yh

Richard (100 yards away):Paul brothers are gay!

YouTube by I don’t know why I’m on here May 14, 2018

youtube 

the best source for finding classic rock stars in their early years, racially charged comments, and homophobism.

charlie: Abby did you see that monkees video on youtube?
Abby: yeah! oh my god theyre sexy!

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random youtube douche 1: i hate gay people!

youtube by Anon. E. Mous. November 6, 2011

youtube 

A far away, mystical land created by the governor of Muffin World-ville in order to avert the attention of the evils that lurk in our minds. Evil things such as free-thinking or intelligent ideas, or thoughts of any kind. While your brains are melting from watching you-tube, you will not have to worry about realizing whats happening in the world and become a bad person. This, hopefully, will be the end of unhappy stagnentness in life as we know it!

Johnny Everymann just finished watching some several clever youtube video's on his home computer system. He then decides to stay home during the big meteor shower that his family wanted him to see. The time spent at home will consist of him sitting at the computer chair flipping back and forth from youtube to the newest addition to his favorite porn sites while eating a bag of chex mix, bold party blend and drinking a 2 Liter bottle of the last Pepsi Blue that he saved.

youtube by Bob and Alyssa May 12, 2007

Youtube 

(verb) To look up a video or specific event on youtube.com. normally said in exclamation towards another allowing another conversation topic for the future or after making an obscure reference.

Guy 1: Man, this bears an uncanny resembelance to that Bear on a treadmill video.

Guy 2: What the hell is that?

Guy 1: You haven't seen that? Youtube that shit man!

Youtube by ThaPoolsClosed September 26, 2009

Youtube 

Site to generally waste time. Youtube > anything on shitbox I mean tv. What nerds do in their spare time

Person1: Dude, I was watching tv lastnight and there was nothing on!!!

Person2: OMFG you still have a Shitbox? I shot mine and now go to Youtube

Youtube by Benjamus April 20, 2007