wonkyjawed

Anything unbalanced, askew, off-kilter or crooked.

"After I sat on my new sunglasses they were all wonkyjawed."

by Staci Rogert, *"PINKIE"* November 21, 2014

wonky eye

one eye that looks totally different from the other, especially in photographs of celebutards.

"in every picture i've ever seen of paris hilton, it looks like her wonky eye is trying to eat her face."

by westweird ho December 6, 2006

wonkey noodle

Slang for flacid male penis, usually due to drinking too much whiskey.

"Dude, did you hear? Baber got wonkey noodle after that party last night and his wife kicked him out!"

by Mead Bayer November 5, 2006

wonky

not right, odd

Jenni had a wonky eye, it was the source of all her self-esteem problems.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 16, 2003

Willy Wonka

Someone who should be kept locked up and far from society.

"Get Willy Wonka away from my children"

by Commentur The Great February 15, 2021

Willy Wonka Special

It is a Sex move whereby one is analy f**ked and then given a blow-job.

(What makes it special is after anal sex and oral sex one gets to ejaculate on the face or in the mouth of the person giving the oral sex)

Jill : Are you getting laid tonight?
Jack : Yes bro, I'm getting the willy wonka special

by Fredey kruger August 19, 2017

wonki

Another term for sexy, hot, or baller. A compliment specifically toward asians, preferably Koreans, Filipino or Japanese.

wonki - pronounced wonki (wonkee)

origin - Albany District

Damn that new asian kid is wonki.

by James112 January 20, 2011