Ma wify

Sweat from your crotch runs down your leg, and rots the top of your socks

You have crotch rot
Rotten sock
Ma wify

by Miltilda August 11, 2018

WiFi Misquito

Streaming on cellular data. It sucks up your data like a misquito.

James: Why is my phone’s storage full?
Justin: I don’t know.
James: What did you do on my phone?
Justin: I watched a movie.
James: Was it a downloaded movie?
Justin: No
James: Did it say LTE.
Justin: Yeah
James: I told you not to do WiFi Misquito

by Whythisword January 27, 2019

wifi slag

To live off other peoples wifi and free wifi from piblic places

Top your phone up son! You’ve been a wifi slag for over a week!

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

WiFi

WiFi says connected... then please act like it

My WiFi constantly doesn’t work

by FlipperDoor5488 March 26, 2019

Shitty wifi

The thing that you have when you’re not close to your house and you have to connect to the mall’s shit wifi

Damn, this Shitty Wifi just isn’t working :(

by Kassidy69 February 27, 2019

Micky Dee’s wifi

Garbage wifi

Man hes got some Micky Dee’s wifi

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

wifi chaser

An individual, often female, who hangs out with and flirts with someone in the hopes of obtaining their wifi password to serve their social media addiction.

Made popular by Bay Area rapper GingerJ.

"Dude, don't trust her. She just wants your wifi."
"Oh shit, yea I heard about an uptick in wifi chasers in the neighborhood recently."

by 4dollarscooter September 8, 2019