whatever floats your boat

A term used to say, "I'm glad that makes you happy, even though I don't get it myself."

Comes from the term "man in the boat" referring to the clitoris and the female genitalia. So, if your boat is floating, you are quite happy.

1: I love eating pigs feet, they sure are tasty.

2: That sounds nasty, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

by The man in the boat June 9, 2005

Whatever gloats your goat

A satirical take on the phrase whatever floats your boat, meaning "if that's what you want to do, you go do that and I'll leave you to it."

Used to amaze and confuse the receiving person of the phrase with your mastery of theriomorphic slang.

Guy 1: "I'm going to go buy lots of red candles because they're not blue candles. We don't want those. Oh no."

Guy 2: "Whatever gloats your goat."

Guy 1: "Yes... my goat..."

by Dave Ra November 5, 2010

Whatever the fuck

A phrase that is used when you have given up or do not care anymore.

"Hey, how do you think you did on the math test?"
- "I had no clue what I was doing so whatever the fuck."

by Youaresuchapenis October 9, 2017

Whatever Rustles your Jimmies

Similar to whatever floats your boat, tickles your peach, etcetera.

Person 1: Hey man, what do you want to eat?
Person 2: Oh, I don't care. Whatever rustles your Jimmies.

by SpeJohns October 2, 2013

Whatever rocks your boat

unlike many people think its whatever rocks your boat not floats

thats cool, whatever rocks your boat man

by thomalabour January 7, 2010

whatever blows your skirt up

1. Of or relating to any and every situation in which the outcome is not of particular importance.

"Mr. K, should I use blue or black ink?"
"Well... whatever blows your skirt up."

by R-dawg, K-money May 16, 2006

Whatever Sucks You're Dick

Said to someone when they have an expressed an opinion.

Person 1: Hey man have you tried that buffalo chicken?
Person 2: Yeah but I'm more of a Parmesan guy.
Person1: Hey, Whatever Sucks You're Dick.

by Watermelonjuice January 13, 2011