gaping vortex

Gaping Vortex is when you’re sitting on the toilet. And your shit comes out blue with dark red streaks of blood. And your ass hole doesn’t close back up. Left with dripping blue goop.

I was sitting on my phone playing Xbox for 15 hours. When suddenly I really had to take a shit. I sat on the toilet then start pushing. And that’s why I realized I made a terrible mistake. I think to myself do I have a gaping vortex?

by Saturated Ectoplasm January 22, 2021

Neve Vartija

Neve Vartija is a guard in the book series ‘Atlantis: Lost World’. She is trained to protect the chosen and is very close with Jamie Swan and Micheal Jones.

Person 1: Neve Vartija is so sweet!
Person 2: Be careful, she’s brutally honest.

by Mingain September 23, 2021

Consumption Vortex

Around the 6/7 beer mark where you start to lose all inhibitions and regard for your future self. Once you enter the vortex it is very hard to recognise time or reality, you are completely lost in the sauce.

Tom ; “Do you have any idea how rude you were being last night?” You literally took a piss in the middle of the bar and poured a pint over your head.
Kevin ; “ How am I supposed to know what happened, I was in the consumption vortex. “

by John. B. Pintman November 6, 2022

vortigon

Vortigon means.. Quick, Silent and Deadly.

An assassin is vortigon.

by Roy Ahad September 12, 2006

porcelain vortex

whisking something down the toilet bowl

i thought you were going to jane's? -naw, that went down the porcelain vortex!
ain't got no job, it got gotten by the porcelain vortex

by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

Colombian vortex

When two guys fuck a girl and one guy comes in her ass. Next, the other guy comes in her mouth and when she swallows she lets the cum in her ass fall out so it looks like it passed through a vortex and out her ass.

Yo, we totally gave your Yolanda a Colombian vortex last night.

by Brexel Boi April 10, 2015

vaginal vortex

it is an area of negative pressure, about three inches in and one inch up, wherein the ego and willpower of a man dissapears, never to be seen again.

Chris isn't hanging out tonight, i think he's deep up in the vaginal vortex.

by shiiiitballs December 7, 2006