Vacation Face

When you think someone is attractive until they take off their sunglasses and you instantly regret your decision.

It's more common in men, especially when they take mirror pictures inside wearing sunglasses. You instantly know they're ugly.

"Damn, he looks fine."
What did I tell you? You can't trust vacation face!

by Vagimothafuckinizzleface September 5, 2014

BeetleJuice Vacation

A BeetleJuice vacation is a vacation where your plans involve staying home and improving your house. Hopefully, unlike the Maitlands, you won't drive over the edge of a covered bridge.

Wow, you're so lucky to have off next week.
Yeah, but I'm so poor I'm just going to take a BeetleJuice vacation.

by BillyClubOrgan May 28, 2010

dick vacation

A vacation with the express purpose of taking ones penis away from its normal day to day interactions and be treated right.

Chris and Aaron went on a dick vacation to Nashville; they're going to take their dicks out for a night on the town.

by spizzike March 22, 2017

vacation dick

A vacation dick is the larger dick that your bitch rides on the side.

Person 1; Did you and your boyfriend hook up last night?
Person 2; Matt and I? Hell no. I went and rode on my vacation dick.

by It's past your bedtime May 18, 2016

Vacasturbation

A vacation in which all you do is masturbate.

Joe:"Hey where's Frank I havn't seen him in the Office?"
Scott: "Hes on his Vacasturbation , won't be back for 2 weeks."
Joe: "Woah I hope he brought enough lube!"
Scott: "Three boxes worth actually."

by Jarredshere February 27, 2011

county vacation

Any prolonged stay in the jail of a county, parish, or commonwealth over 3 months and up to 2 years. These stays are evidence that free will does indeed exist. Exercising an excessive amount of free will could possibly allow you to gain free room and board at one of our little-known vacation hideaways. You could come to know all our wonderful staff who see to your every need and ensure you are treated with the respect befitting your accusations. As a free gift for taking this vacation, you might even leave with up to 18 months probation. Following God's will eliminates your eligibility for this fabulous offer. Terms and conditions apply. This offer is not void anywhere in the world.

Jeff: Hey Bill, I haven't seen you in a while, where have ya been?

Bill: county vacation
Jeff: What a Bummer man.

by Spiritual-Master January 31, 2022

Impregnate and Vacate

to engage in sexual intercourse, resulting in conception of offspring, then fleeing the scene of the crime

"Dude that's clutch. You totally left her to fend for her own and that unborn baby. Nice impregnate and vacate." *High Five*

by votsteez June 23, 2010