Beetlejuice

Lester Green, a comedian with dwarfism and microcephaly.
The most amazing man alive

“if you dig a 6 foot hole, how deep is that hole?”
“uhhh, about 20 feet” - beetlejuice

by bayix April 13, 2020

Beetlejuice

Getting hand job while your date vapes at a musical theatre performance.

Hey, did you hear that he got Beetlejuiced and kicked out?

by Anita Nap September 19, 2023

Beetlejuice

The hottest bio-exorcist and the coolest boyfriend I could ever have

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, beEEEEeEeEeEeeEeee-cause!

by Broadway boomer April 11, 2020

Beetlejuice

a fucking baby and a god

beetlejuice deserves more love and attention than anything

by mcflurrayyyyyy October 29, 2019

Beetlejuice

A freelance bio-exorcist who works with ghosts to scare the living out of their houses.
He can be seen lurking around small scale models of towns.
Hey there goes Elvis! Looks Like I'm next.

I used to watch Beetlejuice in Chillicothe and then play excitebike

by ThE LaTe JC March 22, 2005

beetlejuice

A Tim Burton Film. And also the best film ever made. A clever and diverse way of looking at the recently deceased. A freelanced bio-exorcist.

Lets go smoke some dope and watch that film by tim burton called beetlejuice.

by Jody Conway April 20, 2005

beetlejuice

A favorite guest on the Howard Stern radio show who is an African-American midget with an unusually small head. His catch phrase is saying "Me?" after being asked questions. Also known for giving outrageous answers to simple questions (ie. What number comes between 2 and 4, his answer "36".).
He believes he's 6'7" 480lbs when in reality he's 4'8" 92 lbs. Real Name is Lester Green. Has been in a few movies including Scary Movie 2 and Bubble Boy. His website is jollydwarf.com

by Poopy McCallister III Esq. July 30, 2003