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tycoon

A person, male or female, young or old who wants to get very rich in a very short time, but doesn't want to hard work for it. Usually he/she achieves his/her goal by sucking up to the most influential politicians, lawyers, public personae to gain such information, that gives him/her a substantial advantage over other concurence in the field.
He/she then hides most of his/her income from the tax people by creating secret bank accounts in foreign coutries. This person has no moral hindrances, he/she will financially, mentally, and publicly destroy everyone, that tries to expose him/her in the public. He/ she will try to accumualte an army of loyal minions from the politicans, journalists, lawyers, starlets and similar scum, to protect him in the public and from the public justice.
In public he/she tries to appear to act as a normal even a noble person, but behind this golden, poshy mask is tortured demonic soul, who hates normal, decent, average, not-rich, people, and who he/she sees as a 'cattle' that can be abused in any way. If Hitler was a bussines man, he would be labeled as a tycoon. Also tycoons were labeled as yuppies when they were younger. A tycoon is basically a criminal with good connections in higher circles, but can with his 'legal criminal' activity destroy a huge proportion of the local economy.
Newspaper report: The notorious local tycoon X.Y. has had once more the succes in avoiding the parliamentary investigation about his alleged sexual orgies with his domestic bullmastif dogs, by hiring the notorious lawyers' office Z.Y., who accused the public prosecutor of the political 'witch hunting'.
by The Darkman February 20, 2011
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Typhoon

Why would GMC give their SUV the name of a tropical storm?

Because the Typhoon destroys anything it comes up against....
by Red_Turbo February 8, 2010
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tchoukball

Some dumb game your gym teacher makes you play in high school PE Class that has no point to it whatsoever and involves balls rebounding back into the court in order to score.
Paul: Dude, I can't believe Mr. Munell made us play tchoukball today.
Oliver: I know dude. I hate it!
by BritishBrummie March 23, 2009
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Tycoon

Get that tycoon out of my yard before I make a tree ornament out of him.
by Kalopaluffaguss January 16, 2009
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techonolgy

The study of people who do not trust technology. These people (Techo: combination of tech echo) are known for following up an e-mail by phoning, ostensibly to "see if you got it," but are echoing the exact contents of the e-mail, thus rendering it redundant and annoying the shit out of you.
Jamie: Have you seen that recent report from Geek Weekly about the Techonolgy 101 class at MIT?

Sara: No, but I'd be interested in finding out why people insist on asking me if I got their e-mail. Unless there is a massive system failure, I got their e-mail. I just chose to ignore it.
by JalWilly August 28, 2009
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Tyshown

A person who does not like girls but keeps his distance between boys basically he is gay
Tyshown sits at that one table near the restroom
by HII315 November 29, 2018
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boss tycoon

by Bob Rob AKA Nick fuckin hoot February 25, 2007
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