turfing

sitting in some tall grass and jerking yourself off.

Yo, i saw that guy turfing outside my house!, It was gross.

by brownsugar3 January 10, 2011

Turpintine

The stench, psychological and physical damage, and destruction that result from raising 13 kids (and counting) under dirty, creepy and abusive circumstances. It only takes one person (a close family member) to expose two weirdos for that they really are.

My partner and I wanted to buy a house in Perris, but it was covered in Turpintine. We settled for an old crack house instead.

by The Real Canadian May 5, 2018

nerd turding

verb; the act of snorting, sniffing, or sucking nerds out of another person's anus, ass crack, or general rectal area

i heard that jamal is a real freak he went to that girl's house the other day to go nerd turding

by peaches87 April 14, 2010

the pot turning the kettle black

Accusing someone of committing the same immoral/ illegal that you yourself are committing.

Stop being the pot turning the kettle black unless you are an angel yourself.

by Sexydimma February 13, 2015

the pot turning the kettle black

Accusing someone of committing the same immoral/ illegal that you yourself are committing.

Stop being the pot turning the kettle black unless you are an angel yourself. one of the reasons Hillary Clinton lost the election in 2016 is because she tried to be the pot turning the kettle black when it came to finding negative things to say about Donald Trump

by Sexydimma November 17, 2016

turpin

Small town on the edge of Oklahoma. Near Liberal, Kansas.
Capital of gossip, Boring town home of the Turpin Cardinals and of the most disliked teacher that likes scented candles shaped like green apples.

Yo How did you end up in Turpin?

by madman89 April 25, 2006

tarping

When one sets up a tarp in the middle of wooded property that belongs to a random individual.

"Grab the booze man, we're going tarping in the woods behind old man johnson's farm."

by Michael Zadorian July 14, 2007