turkish cavewoman

When the male is on their back and a woman is giving him a blowjob. The male then gathers the woman's hair on top of her head, and pulls her head off of his cock and puts her into cowgirl position.

Jillian had the perfect legth hair for Gregorio to perfectly execute the Turkish Cavewoman in all of it's glory.

by Slip N Slide November 11, 2018

Turkish Mohawk

The result when one gives oneself a pubic haircut.

He didn't like the idea of waxing or visiting a salon, so he gave himself a Turkish mohawk.

by Snark Twain July 14, 2016

turkish poncho

When you bust a fat nut on your chest and use a shirt to wipe it up and accidentally wear said shirt the next day.

Fred: “Whoa, Carl, looks like you’ve got a Turkish Poncho”
Carl: (Blushing, embarrassed) “It’s icing I swear”

by Inka Diplo January 23, 2018

Turkish Mustache

When you get played for a pickle by a tranny when you go to eat them out and you end up with balls on your lip

Duuuuuuude she totally gave me a Turkish Mustache last night

by jeff medrala February 5, 2020

Turkish Curry

when a woman eats yoghurt and biscuits and holds it in for a few days. Then you drink laxative and let rip in your partners mouth. The soggy diarrhoea mixed with the lumpy biscuits will feel like a tikka masala.

Friend: "Wanna go for a curry?"
You: "Nah, I just done the Turkish Curry with my bae"

by Your nan and her cat October 13, 2020

Turkish Exchange

when you encounter something or someone you had seen once, long ago, that you had never expected to see again in your life.

Dude, I drew a dick on a dollar bill last year, and look at what that cashier just gave me! It's a total Turkish exchange man!

by martinthewarrior February 14, 2012

turkish girls

turkish girls are honesty so sexy huge ass and huge tits can dance bro they are so sexy you should get yourself a turkish girl hottest mfs out there they are leng as fuck so sexy bro nice eyes and sexy hair

yo she’s leng

yeah she’s a turkish girls that’s why

by stfubro December 20, 2022