Turkish Curry

when a woman eats yoghurt and biscuits and holds it in for a few days. Then you drink laxative and let rip in your partners mouth. The soggy diarrhoea mixed with the lumpy biscuits will feel like a tikka masala.
Friend: "Wanna go for a curry?"
You: "Nah, I just done the Turkish Curry with my bae"
by Your nan and her cat October 13, 2020
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Turkish beatwank

The act of being tied up by a Turkish man and having him beat you up then jerk your off until you’re out of semen
Fuck that bro I ain’t going to Turkey if I go some creepy old man will give me a Turkish beatwank
by Dan V and Nicky g January 04, 2021
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Turkish Mustache

When you get played for a pickle by a tranny when you go to eat them out and you end up with balls on your lip
Duuuuuuude she totally gave me a Turkish Mustache last night
by jeff medrala February 05, 2020
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turkish girls

turkish girls are honesty so sexy huge ass and huge tits can dance bro they are so sexy you should get yourself a turkish girl hottest mfs out there they are leng as fuck so sexy bro nice eyes and sexy hair
yo she’s leng

yeah she’s a turkish girls that’s why
by stfubro December 20, 2022
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Turkish Exchange

when you encounter something or someone you had seen once, long ago, that you had never expected to see again in your life.
Dude, I drew a dick on a dollar bill last year, and look at what that cashier just gave me! It's a total Turkish exchange man!
by martinthewarrior January 24, 2012
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Turkish carvery

Alternative term for a doner kebab.

First coined on a Thursday night out in Southampton during the summer of 2021.

Makes the post-sesh migration to grab food sound more classy when you're going to get some 'carvery'.
Rupert: Fancy a bit of Turkish carvery after this round?

Charlie: Totally down for that!
by Wherefore art thou Casio? July 16, 2021
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Turkish Smooch

When you and your partner are simultaneously taking a glorious shit on toilets that face each other. Then lovingly make eye contact and embrace in a passionate kiss as you both pass a climactic bowel
Our new toilets have made Turkish Smooches so much more enjoyable.
by Thunderwookie May 15, 2022
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