turbo deuce

The ultimate in deucular pleasure. This fucking deuce is so hot, that your ass will explode on impact... As yor rectum fires feces at an astronomical rate be it either solid or liquid often resulting in spizzle barf

Man, I gots to drop a turbo deuce like Bruce done ridden Spruce Moose and goddamn it'll be colored chartreuse.

by Larry Schonsleberry III December 12, 2003

turbo-failed

An especially ugly and unsuccessful attempt at doing anything.

(Coined by Pitchforkmedia.com writer William Bowers in a Sept. 28, 2007 column entitled "Puritan Blister #30).

"If whatever melatonin-zombie free-form jamming they were attempting before 'PDA' was supposed to be Liars-caliber, they turbo-failed."

by Tom M. October 16, 2007

Turbo Goth

Noun

Turbo Goth is a NYC based, electronic rock duo from the Philippines. Formed in 2008 by Sarah Gaugler (on lead vocals) and Paolo Peralta (on guitar/electronic sampler). They have been known for their very energetic live performances delivered with utmost sincerity to the craft of sleek sound and style.

Hey, have you heard the band, Turbo Goth's, newest song? It's on their website!

by QuixoticKnowledge March 10, 2018

Turbo ditty

when your asshole gets fingered while receiving oral sex, with the additionof an anally inserted ecstacy tablet placed onto the invading finger.

"This ditty aint doin squat got any e'z? I want to take this to the next level lets go Turbo Ditty"

by garybaldy11111 August 27, 2009

Turbo Tool

A turbo tool is someone who exceeds the normal boundaries of a tool in every way. A turbo tool usually will not know that they are being used; normally by the opposite sex. Can also be known as a super tool

"That Zach kid is such a tool"
"Nah bro, he's totally a turbo tool"

by Sloptimus Prime December 18, 2011

Turbo Hoe

The epitome of being a hoe. Will literally fuck anything that walks, and can consistently be found bragging about sexual encounters. She has a body count of over 69 and is almost always Catholic, incredibly freaky. *Will attempt Cock and Ball Torture on you without your consent.

Homie 1: Bro did you hear about Celeste, she's constantly talking about how she railed her bf before they got to his house cause' she "couldn't wait.
Homie 2: Oh shit dude yeah, now that you say it she really seems like a fucking Turbo Hoe to me ngl.

by MhadDawg January 28, 2020

turbo karma

Rapid return on bad luck as a result of being a total douche canoe.

Uncle Birdie scarfs down the last bit of the ice cream and yells at the table to back off the remaining whipped cream...Spoonful of sundae falls on his shirt...turbo karma

by UncleBirdie May 22, 2021