twat toddler

A male who has had sex less than 3 times

Dude stop bein such a twat toddler and go get laid.. alot

by fukness December 24, 2013

grandma toddler

When you do your hair so that it appears to be a mix between Honey Boo Boo and one of the Golden Girls.

When Megan looked in the mirror after curling her hair she exclaimed, "Oh shoot! I look like a Grandma Toddler!"

by Mimi2680 December 31, 2013

Mitty tiddles

When the inner breasts are exposed through an intentional cut in a wardrobe, as opposed to side boob which are exposed on the outside.

I love mitty tiddles.

by Bo_didlee May 6, 2018

sloppy toddler

When you give head to somebody with a very small, toddler size penis using a lot of saliva.

“How was your date last night?”
“NEVER AGAIN! He asked for a sloppy toddler!”

by RaaWrxsdddd// July 28, 2018

big toddler

A big toddler is an Abdl person who acts like a toddler but is really an adult.

Come on girl, we can’t do this right now! Go back into adult mode and I’ll play big toddler with u later!

by Big baby 1.1 November 11, 2018

jiggy tiddles

something bitchbags call people with unreasonably large honkers

mila: lmao wow, u must not be wearing a bra

howa: what yea I am tf?

mila: hot damn, look at jiggy tiddles over here

howa: what the fuck mila

mila: ha ha jiggy tiddles

by jiggytiddleisabitch April 19, 2022

Speddle Teddle

So sped that it makes yo sped

He is very speddle teddle.

by idkevkneia May 4, 2023