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The Trevor Tucker

The act of sneaking up on unsuspecting campers while disguised in a bear costume. Once near the campers tent you wake the campers by shaking the tent until the campers run out. You then find the camper of your choice alone in the woods and rape them.
"I'm never going camping again suzy"

"Why?"
"Last week I was camping and a bear came out of no where and gave me The Trevor Tucker right in my ass"
by Nate lowry January 3, 2010
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rofl tickets

When someone is seriously "bringing the lulz" and making people laugh either on purpose, or by being laughed at.
"I was laughing so hard! You should have been there. That guy was selling rofl tickets."
by Stevie Vedmore February 27, 2008
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tuckerbox

1. To shoot a stranger in the buttocks for no reason
2. To shoot somebody from behind (esp. in White River Junction, VT)
(-ed)

1. To be shot by a stranger randomly
2. To be shot from behind, particularly in the buttocks
"If that kid doesn't step off, I'm gonna tuckerbox that fool!"

"I've gotta go downtown tonight, sure hope I don't get tuckerboxed!"
by Pojojuniper October 30, 2012
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Peter Tucker

You have to both shit and piss in a John Q. Public. When you enter the restroom, you find a Little John awaiting you. Since you have to both shit and piss, you do the "Peter Tucker", ie, tuck your weiner, so as to avoid hitting your peckerhead on the inside of the toilet.
This morning, I woke up with a Woody Johnson, but I also had to piss like a fire hose, so I did the Peter Tucker to avoid getting the John Dickens.
by Jeff The Janitor June 18, 2006
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Tucker Carlson

Guy with the world's creepiest sex face
You know Fucks News is on because Tucker Carlson is jerking it under his desk again as some angry people talk about liberals.
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
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turket

A cross between a turkey and a typo.
I enjoy turket. Oops, I meant to type turkey.
by uncle slumberpokeya March 31, 2009
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Lift Tickets

Code for any quantity of Cocaine. Derived from the terms "snow" and "ski trip" referring to cocaine.
Hey man, are you going to get those lift tickets?
by Favnuts April 25, 2008
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