Teeing off

When a man takes a viagra. When the penis gets hard insert a golf tee into his urethra lays down and puts a golf ball on the tee and has everyone take a wack at it.

I would to goto your little daughters birthday party, but me and the guys were up late teeing off lastnight

by tH3Chuck May 29, 2022

Toein’ the shits

When you’re walking a dangerous line of starting some shit

1: I told that girl her dress was ugly
2: dude you’re really toein’ the shits with her

by C00ikiem0nster June 13, 2022

Toming

The action of thinking about Tom Hiddleston

“I’m Toming right now. Don’t bother me.”

by lokiisbestantihero August 26, 2022

Teeing-Off

When one person hits the shaft of their partner’s penis with some sort of striking object like in golf.

I heard Terry was teeing-off with Shane the other day — it was a whole lot of mess afterwards.

by Michael “Mike” Ocklong January 27, 2023

TOING AND FROING

TOING AND FROING, IS WHERE YOU WOULD FREEZE A POO AND INSERT INTO YOUR BOTTOM AND THEN PUSHING IT OUT INTO ANOTHER BUM HOLE AND THEN BACK AGAIN UNTIL IT MELTS

James had a frozen poo in the freezer. James invited Patric over for some toing and froing of the frozen poo. It was very messy towards the end when it melted.

by Mikool77 July 19, 2023

toting the mail

When someone is speeding trying to get to their destination.

Larry was toting the mail trying to get to his job

by Poeticsirr July 29, 2023

Toeking

The painful and unexpected result of stubbing your toe so severely that it leads to inadvertently consuming or inhaling cannabis. It's a bizarre and uncomfortable experience where the agony of stubbing your toe is compounded by the sudden onset of a high.

I was rushing around the room and ended up toeking so hard that I knocked over the bong and accidentally inhaled deeply while clutching my throbbing toe. Talk about a painful high.

by Suttleacees June 12, 2024